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Thursday, December 7, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/pyrameadhead/status/1732447061914566710
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1732326204751884372?s=46
  3. What an absolutely hellish journey
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    That stint in Georgia might be ok
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think the best part of it is turkey
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look bro, Georgia is a gem that’s heating up as a place to visit and has a booming techno scene
    Max Lieberman
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What a shitty trip. Half those places would imprison you for getting your widdle mouf fucked
  8. Max Lieberman avatar
    Tbilisi supposed to be dope
  9. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/proudbugman/status/1732613044511867350
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/alexshanemoore/status/1732432847238054166?s=46
  11. Bullshit 400mg you would have to enter a medically induced coma to prevent suicide
  12. Matt avatar
    They sell really high doses in some states
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s insane
  14. Matt avatar
    420 never sleep
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/lindawg/status/1732778299305185582?s=46
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man Elon musk has gone full redacted on his Twitter feed I think he’s lost it
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lusty argonian maid
  18. Weird choice
  19. Matt avatar
    You guys hitting the mountain Sunday to catch first carpet? Ballroom Buttercup Easy + Daisy all opening with some freshies
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think so, but I’m open to it
  21. It will likely be a madhouse
  22. And limited runs?
  23. O are they only planning on Daisy and buttercup?
  24. Matt avatar
    It’s just what I listed
  25. 2 weeks into December and they’re not even close to express opening yet that is rough
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s very bad
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah this could be January 2024 start date for me
  28. Unless the get substantial before then
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    At least most of the rocks at the base are starting to get covered
  30. Matt avatar
    They finally have snow in the forecast
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It looks like a wasteland
  32. Matt avatar
    Who knows how much rain will be mixed in
  33. Has it been any better in Bend?
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol if there is t a significant base by late January the season is trash
  35. Or, as a former Green Bay packer great would say, your pussy ain’t shit ho
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bachelor opened last weekend
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    MattEvan Bbbender
  38. Max Lieberman avatar
  39. Matt avatar
    Sorry that’s a former Vikings great
    Max Lieberman
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
  41. Matt avatar
    Is that Aron Rogers?
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s Bart Starr
  43. Matt avatar
    Are you sure?
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pretty sure
  45. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Just reverse image searched, definitely Vince Lombardi
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m pretty sure it’s Mike McCarthy
  47. Matt avatar
    Max Lieberman
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
  49. Matt avatar
  50. I really appreciate that someone takes the time to photoshop every one of his images like that, a worthy cause
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/therickdoofus/status/1732497063009497426?s=46
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  52. Matt avatar
    Mezcal egg nog for the holiday festivities this year?
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That could be good
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Could be bad…
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think the smokiness would blend well
  56. If you’re into that sort of thing
  57. Maybe some henny to balance it out
  58. Matt avatar
    This one is for all you lovers of Mezcal (I also fall in that category). In this context, it pairs beautifully with another notable product of Mexico: chocolate. A really good crème de cacao is a thing of beauty, providing a ri
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    i have an additional 4 x 6 poster of Evan getting a champagne facial if anyone needs a white elephant gift
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a nice gift!
  61. Matt avatar
    Is the other one hanging in your office?
  62. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/bloatyhead/status/1732744903875051872/
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do they start making out?
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
  65. Matt avatar
    Great now I’m hoen
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s p hoen
  67. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1732876971544088931
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
  69. Matt avatar
    Both guesses correct I guess it didn’t take 100
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you can make your opponent cum, you’re gonna win
  71. Matt avatar
    Turns out it wasn’t a fight at all but gay porn
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Always has been meme
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/giants/status/1732817884785578140?s=46
  75. Fucking awful rankings on the pastas imo
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk why but I hate that guy
  77. Well, he seems like a Weiner
  78. That’s why
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it because he doesn’t have a chin
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that probably contributes
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  82. Matt avatar
    The beef on weck boys
    Cullen Conway
  83. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah but the Taliban won
    Evan BbbenderMatt
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ooo SHIT
  85. Shots fired
  86. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Sorry it tee’d up too perfectly
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The Taliban didn’t commit 9/11. That was Al queda
  88. Matt avatar
    Get em Kyle
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And Bush
  90. Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel girders
    Daniel Miller
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jet fuel doesn’t melt like beef on weck once it hits your mouth
  92. Matt avatar
    Bin Laden called a better offense than Ken Dorsey
    Brian Ambuel
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re both retired
  94. Well maybe Dorsey will be back
  95. Possibly in pog form
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bin Laden is permanently retired
  97. Dorsey will probably be a coach on a nfl team next season
  98. Matt avatar
    Bin Laden still plays for the bills in spirit
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you saying he possessed Hamlin?
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Inshallah
  101. Does damar Hamlin play for the bills?
  102. I’ve seen the ambulance with his number on the field more than him
  103. Matt avatar
    He is risen