Saturday, October 28, 2023

https://twitter.com/impossiblyeve/status/1717958379749228929

My mom says I can’t have candy without fentanyl

That’s a nice mom

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1718192456838107162?s=46

LOL!!

https://twitter.com/Zeddary/status/1718119718530293991

That’s how justice should work

https://x.com/_glassduster/status/1718054052435570971?s=46

Anyone going as a cigarette smoker today?

As their costume?

I think you should bro

😎

If anyone wants to get lunch today I’ll be in SE

It’s a beautiful day

I do

Whoa

Weird

(I don’t)

Sometimes I lick my fingertips before opening a dog poop bag

I’ve started doing that before masturbating now too and it’s a game changer

And after

https://x.com/nugjokes/status/1718031638595022926?s=46

Heather asked me to bring her a sandwich from Laurelhurst market so I sent her this

https://twitter.com/suicidalqt/status/1718295147387945047