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Friday, September 8, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1699969235064131609?s=46
  2. That’s for you matt
    Matt
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    So it sounds like all the dudes are down for Saturday night drinks, save for evan
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Stop it
  5. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yessir let’s get it
    2
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please stop this
  7. I am getting terrible fomo
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
  9. Just wait until you get one of these
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s gonna sting ngl
  11. Guys try to come out next weekend for billy though too
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Make sure to bring that bbq out
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/youngtiddy/status/1699972620404613579?s=46
  14. Matt avatar
    The chiefs suck a lot of people are saying it
  15. Matt avatar
    New Batch of Josh’s Jaqs has the added bonus of turning your shit neon green
    Cullen Conway2
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now I want some
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pics or gtfo
  18. Just kidding gtfo
  19. Anyone hoening or is this a hornless D?
  20. Hoenless*
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pussy pics plz
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    I could hoen today
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like to hear that
  24. Max Lieberman avatar
    I’d hoen - have an oil change to work around so central east side hoen preferred
    Evan Bbbender
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan and I were talking about meat cheese bread at noon, does that work?
  26. Max Lieberman avatar
    That’ll do
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Will you be coming after or before your “oil change” ? Need to know what I’m dealing with here
  28. Max Lieberman avatar
    It will be during my oil change
  29. Expect me at my usual 5-45 minutes late
    Matt
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol
  31. Max Lieberman avatar
    No it’ll be close
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m too Hoen to Hoen
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1700152795452641396?s=46
  34. Not afraid of nothing 🧐 you sure about that bro?
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now that’s a huge pussy
  36. But at the same time, I like that idea to get it done in one shot
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I just think it’s really funny he said he wasn’t afraid of anything
  38. Matt avatar
    That is some pussy shit
    Evan Bbbender
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Running late boys.
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where we at with timing?
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    1215 ?
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Aye
  43. Matt avatar
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m a cum man
  45. Matt avatar
    But not THE cum man
    Daniel Miller
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    All men are cum men
  47. THE cum man is the son of the jar
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This guy out here just making up rules
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum makes the rules
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1700207431484133460?s=20
    2
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is true
  52. Like one of my favorite parts of Japan
  53. Cigging out in bars and restaurants
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    “This country slaps”
    — ME
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Area man quotes himself, find out more tonight at 9
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  57. Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  59. I like that you are testing still
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just wanted to see
  61. I was gonna go out tomorrow regardless, as the CDC said I’m chill lol
  62. Bur having a clean negative still feels nice
  63. Matt avatar
    I was going to ask if you had tested negative
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m post covid
  66. Matt avatar
    Is testing for fun called nustrabation?
  67. Just bussing that nasty nussy
    Cullen Conway
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Should we do a hotpot tomorrow?
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  70. It’s gonna be like 80+ degrees
  71. Let’s drink at bars haha
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    But Evan says it will make him most jealous
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hot pot it is
    Daniel Miller
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    NO!
  75. No!
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hotpot/Steam/holmans/Steam
    Cullen Conway
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna propose that we meet at Portlands premier smoking bar (RAT) at 4 for the start of the Dux game and then see what happens
    Brian Ambuel
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh my god stop this
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    🖕
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I bet there would be some good table gum gambling at Rat
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please stop
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Definitely always takin the over at RAT
    Matt
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Then the over is too low
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This guy does stats