Thursday, August 3, 2023

Mt. Hood Express upgraded to a 6 seater it is past time for Bender to buy a suburban to accommodate

Here here

https://twitter.com/pissboymcgee/status/1686825540584402944

Remember boys: a drink a day makes you hoeny and gay

Any of you gay weirdos want to see old boy at Hollywood theater on august 16th?

You kiss your sister with that mouth?

Suck my kiss

Friday vibe check

Not using the h word because I don’t want to scare kyle

I was gonna say in honor of your “hoen” lunch what about Vietnamese

From where

Friendship kitchen

Or luc lac

Also a place called thon

Thom

I’ve never been to thom

Would do any of those

Same. Obviously.

Works for me

Only thing I’ll add is there is no after beverage adjacent location

Lol. No bars downtown?

The vomitorium

I might have, what of it?

Downtown isn’t like a place people go to do things though so yeah there aren’t a lot of options around there

That’s not true

People go there to do fentanyl

There really is a lot of options

What’s around there that’s good?

Good is relative

Like what are you after?

A bar for a drink or two

2 weeks ago we did kachka then rooftop bar and that was smangin

But I digress

I’m out tomorrow

Wayfinder is right across the river

Big outdoor patio

Mmm that sounds good to me

Yeah we can figure it out tomorrow

Evan you should start expensing this lunches to Columbia

They’re cheap as hell

Though they did just give me a surprise 10% raise so that can go towards my hoen lunches

I’ll be busy until like 3 tomorrow, but if you’re still out drinking I’d come join for a HH

😯

I was at hoen lunch 2 weeks ago and you weren’t

This man is a LIAR

Check the goddamn chain you son of a BITCH

3 hoeny, 3 count

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvfjto0PFd6/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

I heard “mattress” is opening

SUB

Your def a sub

Shut Up Bitch

Definitely a sub move

You know it’s Shut up, bitch!

Bro that’s old

Bring that shit yesterday or get outta here

Yeah get to where he talks about jewish cocks

And how!

🫠

I’m afraid it seems Rudy has forgotten about 9/11, which he was never supposed to do