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  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cogito ergo cum
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1666806641558425600?s=46
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    How the hell are your sharing Cooper Lund content
  4. Matt avatar
    Same way you’re sharing that fat cunt
    Evan Bbbender
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cooper went to my very small high school
  6. He has 3,700 followers
  7. Yet somehow evan saw his shid
  8. Matt avatar
    And now he’s a certified poster
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll admit, he has some good content
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk it came up ok my feed and I enjoyed it
  11. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666962444667998208?s=46
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    🧐
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🤔
  14. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666976828765143040?s=46
  15. 😮
  16. Lmao sooo good!!!
  17. Matt avatar
    This guy knows comedy
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seriously
  19. Matt avatar
    It’s pretty funny that bsky is a straight clone, doesn’t pretend to be anything else
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, feels like a missed opportunity
  21. Matt avatar
    To do what?
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    something that gives people a reason to leave.
  23. (Switch from twitter)
  24. Matt avatar
    I was fine with twitter until Elon came and started making everything worse so it does have that going for it
  25. Glad Reddit is trying to die too it’s time for new stuff
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    facebook/instagram/meta is coming out with a twitter competitor that is mastodon interoperable
  27. that’s at least interesting.
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good god is this true
  30. It’s crazy dubya was a president he’s such a weird elven creature
  31. Daniel Miller avatar
    I feel like we need to get more mileage out of that meme
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/realdirtjane/status/1666947150029156354?s=46
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok last one
  35. https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1667001955464409088?s=46
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/punishednrx/status/1666864314479673349?s=46
  37. Matt avatar
    Hi of 62 today what the fuck
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You’re a dad, aren’t you supposed to be commenting on how we really needed this rain?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do we still hoen
  40. Matt avatar
    Less Hoen than usual since I’m a 2 wheeler but I could be seduced if others are super hoenee
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck my widdle mouf or get off the pot
    Max Lieberman
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bingo Cullen
  43. Matt avatar
    How bout cum or get out of my widdle mouf
    Cullen Conway
  44. No takers?
  45. Matt avatar
    Thanks for the pity love Cullen
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  47. Matt avatar
    Lib posting
    Cullen Conway
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s really good
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well it’s raining out better play vidya all day
  50. Matt avatar
    That’s what I’m thinking
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Have you considered cuming?
  52. Matt avatar
    More than considered
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys Laurelhurst market tho
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Duolingo with fire ads
  55. Matt avatar
    I have come here to cum here and I will not be denied
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kind of rapey tbh
  57. Matt avatar
    Message delivered then
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle are you going to have a medicinal 6/9
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What ails me?
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Your lack of 69ing
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You don’t know what my non medicinal 69 schedule is
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But it’s 6/9
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ohhhh
  65. Didn’t catch that
  66. Definitely then
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah cmon man
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guess I’m having puss for second dinner tonight
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    As an aging alcoholic it is my duty—and my pleasure—to ask if anyone wants to get a he beer
  70. Hh*
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cannot today.
  72. Matt avatar
    420 cummy
    Cullen Conway
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
  74. This shit
  75. Is fucking awesome
  76. Matt avatar
    cum in a can?
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s got a bit of cummy sweetness