Saturday, April 15, 2023

https://twitter.com/enough_is_enuf/status/1646804915786842112

Uh oh

I wanna bender

I just saw a very obese man outside Prost in decent clothes with shit in his asshole outside of his pants

Like shit right through

How do you know it was shid?

It was shid

Did you taste it?

No

Also, as I was backing out of a tight parking spot on

It was an eventful trip

Yeah idk technically what the rules of you bump someone

But I know it generally means people just drive off

I was parked in and it was like the slowest fucking nudge dude

Like so benign

I think the “that was scary” comment is what set me off haha

It was, objectively, not scary

Yeah that doesn’t really make any sense

The poopy man made me feel better

I donno I’m a little shaken up after reading the story

Also, I was waiting in line for Lovely’s and think I saw myself at the front of the line

I’m sleep deprived y’all

Seeing shit

He has the chin strap

Anyway

Anyone up for a last hurrah?

I’m currently hurrahing

Perhaps even a 4 day hurrah

Thank you

That was scary

You hurrahing, kyle?

Not really but I’d like to be in the sun drinking before it goes down

Perhaps having a last hurcog

Love that

https://twitter.com/spacepanty/status/1646971311682633728?s=46

Anyone else horny to cum?

Nah

I’m John Edward HOEN

https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/12n0x81/compilation_of_aliko_losing_his_sanity/

The comments explaining this are so fucking funny

https://twitter.com/Schizophrenesia/status/1646979019257311234

https://twitter.com/Schizophrenesia/status/1646978060959506439

Lol that guy is insane

I thought he was meme posting but now I’m not so sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCz22KQPin8

This shit is so funny