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Tuesday, January 3, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Upon further review, I will just be chilling at the “crib” tonight
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I’m gonna lay low too
  3. Go billies
  4. Matt avatar
    Pathetic
  5. Your beef needs wecked
    Cullen Conway
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could use a serious weckoning
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, they are secretly joining me for a Cincinnati chili bomb
  8. Matt avatar
    Yea this is some real chili chugger behavior
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey leave me out of this I ain’t chugging NO chili
  10. Matt avatar
    Cullen you were talking a big game about all of the weck you were going to beef
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    I know bro
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cum
    Evan Bbbender
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is Kyle’s fault
  14. Matt avatar
    I blame Cullen
  15. Matt avatar
    Not ideal
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    That Beasley shid is on me too
  17. Matt avatar
    Less than perfect throw by Josh but Beasley being rusty because he’s toxic is Cullens fault
    Cullen Conway
  18. a real WR catches that ball
  19. Please be Billies ball
  20. damn he was down
  21. Cullens fault he didn’t proper fumble there
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evans fault on that injury, actually all the injuries
  23. Matt avatar
    yea the injury isn’t on Cullen
  24. these injuries are fucked up though
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that one is scary
  26. Fencers pose after falling over
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen I’m the real Cole fan here so I’ll eat that L
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is he dying?
  29. Those players were so shaken up
  30. Matt avatar
    what the fuck man
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Any word on what’s going on?
  32. That’s intense
  33. Some people saying they are doing CPR
  34. Matt avatar
    Jesus no I have no idea what’s going on
  35. Fuck man
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh man
  38. Matt avatar
    Wow
  39. What the fuck how does the game start again after this?
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Uuhm is he dead
  41. Matt avatar
    He literally might be
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/jaymorrisonath/status/1610096691834658816?s=46&t=_4gzoLMCQ9sMRLIxVN6_xg
  43. Matt avatar
    What does that even mean?
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think maybe calling the game
  45. Postponing
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Euhh
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t know
  48. Matt avatar
    I hope so man that’s all genuinely upsetting
  49. How the fuck do you go back and play a game?
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    No idea
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What happened?
  52. An injury so serious they have to postpone the game?
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah dude like they were giving him CPR for minutes
  54. Matt avatar
    One of the bills safeties might have died on the field
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    With teammates wearing
  56. Weeping
  57. Matt avatar
    I’m glad they are stopping
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am too
  59. I’ve never seen anything like that
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Insane
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just watched the clip of the injury and it didn’t look bad
  62. But then the guy stands up and falls back down
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well it was bad
  64. Matt avatar
    Yea his heart must have stopped this shit is so sad
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Josh Allen looked so shook
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it must be like cardiac arrest or something
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah dude it’s terrifying
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/FOX19Joe/status/1610098849636388870?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
  69. Matt avatar
    Injuries might be Benders fault but deaths are definitely on Kyle
    2
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Does that mean they’re going to play tomorrow or how does this work
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/fox19tricia/status/1610106980005191689?s=46&t=_4gzoLMCQ9sMRLIxVN6_xg
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/choo_ek/status/1610112668928708609?s=46&t=_4gzoLMCQ9sMRLIxVN6_xg
  73. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/waveturtlejake/status/1610301417662578688
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can confirm English 317 teaches you to be gay
  75. I took that one pass/fail
  76. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/scool78/status/1610060523818696704
    Cullen ConwayEvan Bbbender
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go
  78. https://twitter.com/nope_its_lily/status/1610318145688043520?s=46&t=SlhKHeJCznrMcHcIaobTmA
    Matt
  79. This is mostly for Matt, who definitely observes
  80. Matt avatar
    I can’t believe the recent tesla truck showing didn’t cause the stock to rebound
  81. It looks so great
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s kind of awesome like how ridiculous it looks
  83. Like it’s got the homer-designed car vibe
  84. Matt avatar
    It looks like me trying to draw a car
  85. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Anania00/status/1609610731615588353
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s true
  87. Matt avatar
    If Damar was on the fins they would make him play next week
  88. The Bills legit might just forfeit the last 2 games
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What do you mean like refuse to play?
  90. Matt avatar
    If that’s how you want to word it
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t know how else to word it
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why would week 18 be impacted?
  93. Matt avatar
    Cause they are very unlikely to be prepping for next week at this point
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Because they’re in limbo for the week 17 game?
  95. Matt avatar
    Because they just had to watch their teammate being brought back to life on the field
  96. They probably won’t know shit about his status until tomorrow at the soonest
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah no it’s very fucked up what happened
  98. Goddell is sweating bullets right now
  99. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/imJakeZSR/status/1610014257445310466
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s fucking great