Saturday, December 17, 2022

420 fuckman

GODDAMNIT

I WAS LATE!

-100

I want to die

As you should, this is an offense that warrants seppuku

Alright fine

Who’s gonna cut my head off while I disembowel myself

Probably Kyle

I hope I take a gigantic shit afterwards

Every true samurai did

And my blood, guts and forces intermingle in a Precambrian soup that ultimately ushers in the next era of life on this planet

Feces*

Not enough cum

That’s fun

You at a party?

I really hope that’s one of his NFTs

I’d buy that one

You better hope that’s not a beeple

Need narcan for gummies

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1603943462683844610?s=46&t=e80j-3DWv5UwKrWzG-fAew

Kyle im going to rage quit 😈

Jonathan Taylor had what I assume is a season ending injury

And I hate hk

Him

And I hate matt Ryan

And I’m calling the wambulance!!!

https://twitter.com/koolkoopz/status/1604092778555641858?s=42&t=HANMNs66FxQ9u1fe86zydQ

Injuries are a part of the game, collusion is not

I’m struggling to collude this week with Dan on bye

His prices are down tho

It’s only $75 for him to bench his guys this week

I assumed you promised your dog wouldn’t bite his child in the anymore

Face

No I can’t promise that

For a w

I used cash

Fuck this is a good exchange I loled

I didn’t even think about money as an incentive

Cold hard cash baby

But with the ftx stuff it makes sense

Whoa bro

Tap the brakes

That’s it!

I’m going to steam

If only I had known

I could have doubled your price

Should have come to hot pot

I was throwing my Sassy’s money on dan like a dirty stripper

Did you guys actually go to Sassy’s that day?

Guys let’s go to steam

A nice pre h mart afternoon sassy sesh

Post h mart

Should have paid the strippers to do the shopping for you

Cullen, why are the Vikings losing?

It’s because they’re pretenders

Oh it’s a bunch of special teams and def touchfowns

And field goals

Is he activated?

I think so

He’s in my top 5

Lol that screen play to Dalvin

This is ridiculous

Is dalvin continuing to be old and bad?

He just tied the game

With a 60 yard screen yht

Wowowweeeow

He’s been fantastic today, evan

Matt Ryan having PTSD like you wouldn’t believe

Sitting on my couch with a 130 heart rate

Lol

https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1604224936234651649

Bout to go flat earth on their asses

Lol that penalty just saved your boys

From the dreaded toe

I love that this is happening to matt Ryan

He was humping jj on the ground

Halo style?

Uhhh. That’s tea bagging?

Greatest comeback in NFL
History

Holy shit

Idk if it’s the greatest

But the largest

Lol ok kyle

I mean it was against a garbage team

But still amazing

Exactly

Only matt Ryan could dish that up

I’m just reading tweets about matt Ryan and soaking it all in

I’m just cuming a lot and soaking it all in

Fuck off boys

That was fantastic

Vikes deserve some credit for pulling that off

And some hate for that first half

Which was atrocious

Yeah it’s ridiculous

And exposes how bad they can be

I’m pissed now I didn’t watch this game

Evan

Thank you

You changed the juju

It really exposes how bad the colts are

You’re the reason we won

I am

I literally screenshot it

Let’s go get pissed

You aren’t already?

No

I had two beers in the first half, got sad, and switched to coffee and seltzer

Pebis and Jimmy hate

Hats

Evan, if I walk to Binks do you want to meet me there?

Or maybe I’ll scoot

Hmmm

I kind of want to lay low tbh

But I could get a beer I suppose

Cullen save that energy for Buelah

Who wants some fever

No

No fever here please

Non covid fever?

Haven’t tested +

Creamy pebis 4 me plz

I wouldn’t be surprised if it is though I’m fucking dying

Stay alive for Cole

Amanda has a Swiss fever

Sounds sexier than American fevers

It’s definitely got more cheese

And more farts

And diarrhea

And chocolate

https://youtu.be/ZOziWm_MJ9k

Exactly

Weird motorcycle rally in peninsula

Those are just Philip and the Saturday Creamers

What makes it weird?

Just that it is occurring?

Mainly the man screaming that he gone fuck me until my azz looks like a sloppy Joe

Aside from that it was pretty normal

Your azz already looks like a sloppy Joe

I’ve seen it

And it’s extra sloppy

Yeah I told him that and walked away