Monday, December 12, 2022
Maggie looks like she could use a fucking pebis all over her widdo mouf- 420 rage wuit
- Quit*
- https://twitter.com/classic__tweets/status/1602096713451175938?s=46&t=fM270e7tnwzLJgJPKLQXWA
- Elon needs to learn how to tweet more like this
- It’s way funnier
Hahaha- It’s so much better
That’s good- Also, I get more bots on Twitter than ever now
- Anyone else notice that?
- YILONG MA
- HI
- I AM YILONG MA
- MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
- Dis is a big deal
- https://www.ft.com/content/4b6f0fab-66ef-4e33-adec-cfc345589dc7
- FUSION!
- https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1602142356882395136?s=46&t=fM270e7tnwzLJgJPKLQXWA
- White lotus ending fun
- No spoilers please
- Everyone sucks
- Nobody fucks
- https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1602161071472549888?s=46&t=Kh_EzM_MxhXDHNg16u-2dQMatt
- Absolutely savage Twitter account
File the fins losing under “things Matt loves to see”- Noted, noted
Cullen, are you guys working on this issue with the “gas station heroin”?- Tianeptine
- It has the effects of being on cocaine and perc
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602278477234728960?s=46&t=PY2900HUEwXOyoh9drNFiw
- I haven’t seen much about that gas station heroin, Kyle
- Sounds like jenkum
- That is not at all like jenkum
- It’s “ZaZa”
- In that it’s bullshit and fake
- Is jenkum fake?
- yes
- https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1535021095685967886
- I had no idea jenkum was a hoax
- Apparently this zaza is bad because people get physically addicted to quite easily
- And get withdrawals after hours
- There’s always a new scare story drug
- Does this one exclusively kill cops when it touches their skin too?
- https://www.uab.edu/reporter/outreach/uab-in-the-community/item/9574-toxicologist-unravels-the-dangerous-medical-mystery-of-zaza-alabama-s-gas-station-dop
- Tianeptine is a
- I don’t think this ‘scary’ nor was jenkum
- Man I really gotta shit
- Don’t do it
- No, take the shit but in an empty two liter bottle of 7 up, then cover it with a ballon, lets get to the bottom of this jenkem thing once and for alMatt
- I need some of the finest Alabama gas station smack and some aged Bender jenkum stat
- Belay that shit, petty officer cumsworth
- Await further instruction
- ZaZa
- Tianna Red
- Did you guys know lobsters can swim?
- Well yeah or else they’d just end up at the bottom of whatever body of water they’re in
- I thought they just crawled around like crabs
- CAN CRABS SWIM?!
- No you are right though hm
- How do they never just end up on the sea floor
- Wait a minute
- They do
- Lobsters use their tail to generate loft they’ve got all that tasty meat in there
- Yeah I just thought they crawled around. But they can swim for sure. And quite welll
- That kinda makes me wanna cum
- https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19546650/foods-that-make-you-fart/Cullen Conway
- It’s just a link to my food log