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Monday, October 3, 2022

  1. Matt avatar
    Pats are dog shit I can’t wait to come for the corpse of the pack
    Cullen Conway
  2. Matt avatar
  3. I will always enjoy that though
    Cullen Conway
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re very bad
  5. It’s ok tho
  6. Lose in nfc championship programmed
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1576710303659671552?s=46&t=DW9SK1zDGOH-lki48aJ5BA
    Matt
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I need explanation
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    On what
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The image of ab
  11. Matt avatar
    He fucked Gisele and tongue kisses Tom’s kids
    2
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro that is foul
  13. I love it
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh is that Gisele? I couldn’t tell who the woman was
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone wanna slam some puss?
    Cullen Conway
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey boys
  17. It’s October 3rd
  18. 🤙🏻
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah?
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mean girls day bros
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t know what that is
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s mean girls day my guy
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that like guy fawkes day?
  24. What makes it mean girls day?
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Not a big Lindsay Lohan fan eh?
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apparently not
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I have seen that movie once but I have no idea how 10/3 ties in
  28. Hence the questions
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s nbd really it’s just a stupid joke
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Explain it!
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can explain
  32. But you’ll be like, that’s a stupid joke
  33. So I won’t
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I already know it’s a stupid joke
  35. I just need to know why
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    K here goes
  37. Lindsay Lohan has like a MASSIVE crush on this dude in her high school class
  38. She has been trying to engage him in discussion and largely failing
  39. But, get this
    Kyle Derrick
  40. On October 3rd, he turns around from the desk in front of hers and asks the date
  41. And she goes, “It’s October 3rd”
  42. And she’s pretty fucking amped on that engagement
  43. Progress in her aspirational quest for this young man’s heart
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And that’s it?
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brother - that’s it
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wow
  47. Worse than I imagined
  48. Thank you explaining it
  49. And Evan, shame on you
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I know
  51. Shame on my house
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
  54. Ukraine’s ambassador to Germany
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    yeah, this was not good. So weird who ends up on the “Russia isn’t so bad” side of things.
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The fact that he is injecting himself into world politics is wild to me
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeaaaah
  58. The president of Lithuania got pissed too, it seems
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, you’d think he has enough to do.
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have enjoyed watching Elon’s villain arc develop
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s next?
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hard to say, probably full on maniac
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who is more of a ahit show: Kanye or ab?
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else like to go shirt off whilst shidding?
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🙋🏻‍♂️
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  67. That’s weird and unnecessary
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s freeing
  69. Only at home though
  70. Cullen, listen, give it a try. I was right about the tushy. Maybe I’m right about this
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll think about it
  72. I really don’t see the appeal
  73. Whereas the tushy appealed to me immediately
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Expand your horizons
  75. Shid shirtless
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also try, wanking with a shirt on
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
  78. New cullen stickers on iOS 16
  79. They are ok.
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s just an artificial black background?
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
  82. I guess…
  83. Kyle Derrick
  84. I have too many picture of Evan
  85. Cullen Conway avatar
    They also release Evan stickers, I see
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That one is a true beauty
  87. I want it on a shirt
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is really good
  90. It makes me giggle
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pure pleasure
    Evan Bbbender
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Truly