Friday, September 30, 2022

https://twitter.com/InternetTodayTV/status/1575639277500710912

Wow

I’ve never used anyones organs, let alone a former prez tbh

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1575650635017510913?s=46&t=Ebv6ftfuJlJu7UQJHpHuZg

Matt, would you wear this?

No because he likes the gays

Anyone catch what gang sign that was?

Jesus what happen to tua

Being taken off on a stretcher

2 consecutive concussions

It’s like varsity blues!

Dude he got hit so hard his fucking hands curled up

Look up the fencing response

He looked like he died

It was traumatic

Happens in fights sometimes too when your brain gets rocked

That shit can’t be good long term

1. Thank you very much Matt

2. How the fuck do you know that

I’ve watched a lot of MMA for a long time

Very well done

I assumed it was just very bad for his brain when it saw it

I mean it’s a sign of brain trauma

Just not always the life altering kind

It was very extreme

Like his fingers were curled so awkwardly

He looked possessed

I initially thought his fingers were all broken

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1574119706088378368?s=46&t=Ebv6ftfuJlJu7UQJHpHuZg

This won’t age well lol

It was so clearly neurological trauma

For the record, this was the conclusion on Sunday

Not tonight

Yeah wow he needs to retire and file lawsuit

Though he probably can’t

Maybe the nfl pa can idk

Yeah it was insane he came back out last week

He finished the game, didn’t he??

Yep

They should bring him back in the 2nd half again if it’s still close

He’ll be in a wheelchair

Drooling

Raheem mostert can push him around in the backfield

Apparently he’s been ruled “OUT”, whatever that means

https://twitter.com/cameronwolfe/status/1575663566702534656?s=46&t=Ebv6ftfuJlJu7UQJHpHuZg

I’m told Tua has not died

Touchdown teddy is back!!!

*Teddy Two Gloves

Did you know that salvon Ahmed plays on the Miami dolphins?

Always has meme

No he used to play on the Washington ???

Nope

Niners for like a year?

Miami the last couple years

No I think he’s only professionally played Miami

Already deleted but Wade man, come on

Leel

He’s really handsome

Who was miamis white rb

Cum master

No not him

No, it’s definitely cum master

https://twitter.com/ChrisNowinski1/status/1575578179581771776?s=20&t=6eci1cCO73bEjUjyCrkqAA

👀

Thank you, Kyle

But they’re 3-0!

I found him

There Cum Master

So sick

Patrick laird broooo

Absolute snack

https://twitter.com/pardonmymeme/status/1575658391619280896?s=46&t=PkeiwJngD7W8NlFRW_AXhg

Hahaha

Love hearing tua “was confused, wanted to know what happened on that play”

Man this account is fire

Damn she’s nice

I just watched the video of tua getting hurt and it didn’t look bad at all

You see the thing is

Shut up, bitch

He has brain trauma

But I guess two concussions in less than a week is bad

The hit itself didn’t look bad at all it was his reaction after that was scary

I think back to back concussions like that are pretty bad for your brain though

It just wanted to shut down

It was like no more

NO MORE

I'm pretty sure Al Michaels, describing the Rings of Power, just said that the latest episode has a battle between the Southlings and the O-R-C army

He does not know what an orc is

Can’t wait for Tua to start again next week

https://twitter.com/mattgoldich/status/1575663559249657857?s=42&t=sjd38W8vmnhpsHTUfCAxgg

Happy Friday, boiz

Thank you Kyle

The lab, please

None 😢

Cullen, I’ve heard cum applied topically is good for healing hurt ankles

No thank, I’ll stick with dirt

Is it lab or labe tho bros

It’s lab

Dirt + cum + dog feces make a fine poultice

Everything that isn't dirt is just fancier dirt

A wise man once said

It’s true

https://twitter.com/dailyloud/status/1575752175976083457?s=46&t=Las9CMjwqIjPSHp5XFVWNw

It’s uncanny really

Shawty looks good

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1575867907892187136?s=20&t=6eakF4Mz3_MdK4Ub9jz06Q

This is hilarious

And not a joke

Where’s the lib cuck dating app

I want some hairy mountain women

Lol that’s great

Honestly Kyle can probably gulp

Matt, will you get the diva from fifth element tattooed on you,

?

Bernie fugging Johnson will stand for that shit

Why though?

For fun

I think getting Chris tuckers character would be better

Also, why are hot dogs called a glizzy?

I’m not sure but I love that name for them

Anyone trying to get their weens wet for lunch?

I am off next week and hoen

HOEN!!

I wish I could get my lunch weenie wet

You catch SKOLiosis in MN yet?

My spine has been hurting

Becoming a Vikings fan gets you twizted

Did I make that joke here already?

No but I like it a lot

Apparently glizzy used to refer to glocks

And because hot dogs are a similar length to the magazine they started calling them glizzy

Who calls hot dogs glizzys? I don’t believe this

Primarily African Americans in DC

Or they were the pioneers

https://www.intheknow.com/post/what-is-a-glizzy-lets-dig-into-the-summer-food-trend-taking-over-tiktok/

Yeah?

The boom boom pow is SPICY!!

Leel

Leee

L

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1575889732072079363?s=46&t=LWwlpBS0U-R2PQEBNkff2g

This is insane

https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1575900147367956481?s=20&t=pspZ3X9UWExHFMVERozVvw

This is insane

This is too long for me to watch at lunch

So I must convince myself it is not worth watching

I believe he is wearing a Tokyo Ghoul anime hoodie

Cullen 2006:

Cullen 2020:

any of you xbox bros have Valheim?

Evan, you remember what book that was?

I do

It was mike shanahan

Think like a champion, I believe

Bingo

A fine book

To burn

Huh, I’ve never tried that one before

Anyone else at that third shid of the day?

HOOOOEN

That last part about his China loving wife is the cherry on top

The death threat is like the main course