Tuesday, September 13, 2022
https://twitter.com/four27am/status/1569388651284398081?s=46&t=ni1JHkCeQziACBFt8yIpZg
Why do I keep seeing pictures of this dude working at dennys?- Because he looks good
It’s the show The Bear- I do not know what that is
- It’s about bears
- The kind you see at steam or yellowstone?
- 😈
- https://twitter.com/legit_scumbag/status/1569427927506292736?s=46&t=ni1JHkCeQziACBFt8yIpZgCullen Conway
- The threw out reverse cowgirl for the exhibit
- Fuck yeah
Yeah that’s dope- I pray my body is sexualized on death
- Some donate their bodies to science, I’ll donate mine to steamCullen Conway
- Whoa
- Taxidermy fuck doll Matt
- Clussy is a portma
- Clussy is 5 years old
We are at peak portmantussyKyle Derrick- https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1569702218000990213
- Anyone wanna take a day off work and drink today?
- Fuck I wish
- Same
- The offer is on the table
- I’ve decided to quietly quit2
- But at the same time be very loud in all other aspects of my life
- I like where you’re heads at
- Might be a blessing to fit a day time AOE in
- Now you’re really talking
- Would have to be this afternoon for me since I actually have to work today after being gone for 4 days
- Agree
- Dan, aren’t you the CTO?
- Yeah, but the company is going under 😟
- 5 months left.
- Oh lol
- Sorry not lol
- No, its funny.
- Have you considered firing up photoshop and printing some monkeys?
- Have you considered getting a second job simultaneously and quietly quit at both?
- Yes.
- Nice
- In other news, Xbox is remastering goldeneye
- So we could LAN party and play
- no idea if this is real, but its fucking great.
- https://twitter.com/elliottgray/status/1569563863456296960
- This is a weird thing to say
- https://twitter.com/MatthewTHealy/status/1569078924054859776?s=20&t=9hpR0z5-j7n8RA0BxiExLA
- https://twitter.com/gabagoolmarx/status/1569457096017707009
- The biggest boon of covid is definitely contactless deliveries
- Yeah but it’s hard to justify ordering things for myself alone anymore since everything got so ungodly expensive
- It’s like make something at home for $5 or spend $43 on a lukewarm burger and fries
- Don’t forget the bun soaked in Mayo for 45 minutes
- You gotta get the premium service
- Makes it possible to get a single meal for like $20 including a fees and tip
- Hmm maybe it is worth it
- How much is it a month
- Like $10
- Use it like twice and it pays for itself
- That’s pretty amazing actually
- Yeah the caviar one is the one I used (also works for door dash)
- But postmates also has one
- Not all restaurants qualify for it though
- for $10/month. I will bring you a single meal Kyle
- Per month.
- It is of my choosing
- Both time, dish and quantity
- Not sure that’s a premium service I want to pay for
- Unless it comes with Clussy
- I’ve determined my kind is sexy clown women
- Kink*
- So now that I’m quietly quitting, I’ve decided to explore new frontiers of technology
- wanna see what happens you pipe “sexy clown woman” into an AI image generator
- I can work with this2
- There goes my afternoon
- Finally. All out of cum
- I generated close to 50, you should see what I omitted
- I prefer real ones
- Wow. There is clussygram.
- What a time to be alive.
- Indeed
- 420 Clussy
- Very nice
- Fresh stock is in
- Did you have any for week 1?
- No this is a new arrival
- I could have broken into my old stash but those are family heirlooms now