Thursday, September 8, 2022

Say what you will about Wisconsin but $25 gets you a 30 rack of hams and a pack of cigarettes and with the price of beef going through the fucking roof that's not too ba

Just got this from a MN friend

Dan, can you confirm?

That’s because hamms sucks

*hoeny land

Damn no one told me j boy is a trump fan now?

Damn son

Nice forearms tho

Thanks I’ve been whacking off

Whoa

Cullen and I are gambling

Bender and I are encouraged by the extension

First score

Nice

Yeah baby let’s get it

A small wager but a fun one

You should make it 100

Then it if hits you’ll have money for extra cogs and drugs

That would pay out $1400

Payout is $140 Kyle

That’s plenty

Think about how many cogs $1400 would buy?!

It would pay for all the airport beers you’re gonna have Sunday

Cowards

Cum

Cum

It has the juice

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1567709132332974085?s=46&t=LsVK_3Yr5plSzhVea4RKSA

National treasure right there

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1567638424433172480?s=46&t=LsVK_3Yr5plSzhVea4RKSA

https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1567878711302623233

Whoa

Is blood considered vegetarian?

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1567875551762993157

https://twitter.com/AimIessFriend/status/1567887652153614341

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1567888673257172998

Sorry the timeline is poppin off this morning I can’t resist sending my faves

Do you have pacific power or pge?

Hmm. I’m on pacific. Maybe because youre in forest park area?

It’s supposed to super hot and windy fri/sat

Yeah a wildfire in forest park would be bad news

That’s why you need a moat

Until the Tesla catches fire and burns down the west hills

https://katu.com/news/local/utility-companies-warn-of-potential-power-shutoffs-due-to-fire-danger

This is why Evan and I left

Elevensies hits different now that the queen has died

When our plane was informed of her death, I immediately caught Covid

In honor of the great city of London

https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1567882341715959809?s=46&t=PXAIVFIbCiwgAgw2_mvDcg

Did they make an announcement?

No

I did

I whispered it to Evan

As he fingered you?

No bro

We both had aisle seats

I am finger

Ed*

I’m in New Jersey

I don’t like it

Sounds gross

Is it kind of like a metaphorical fingering?

I thought he likes the fingering

That’s cullen

Chiggen

Matt, is Tre White out tonight?

Yeah I think Tre is out for a bit

Matt, has Josh been holding in his cum for maximum performance benefits tonight

That sounds illegal

It better not be

You don’t hold in cum, loser

Yeah not cumming is a loser mentality

Josh Allen cums constantly and its always a lot

Some say there’s a feed that runs right from his pebis and into his helmet

https://twitter.com/chhainsaw/status/1567858121426575360

Look, if you aren’t actively cumming, then you’re holding it in

Pebis

Chummy pebis

they’re arresting you already?

I thought you’d say acab

Yeah he was screaming and cumming and they rolled up

Nah

Cog count?!

0

Lies

0

Saving both the packs for the big shabang?

We’re drinking Pacifico in our hotel room watching NFL live

It’s hype bro

Smoke a cog in there

Evan is popping huge ass zitts, picking his dirty feet next to my beer, and being generally gross. I want my own room.

Lol

Y’all sharing a bed?

He is gonna finger you with those feet pickin fingers

😈

We are not want for cummies

We do not want*

I think there’s a giant spider bite on my thigh

It’s painful

https://twitter.com/tyler02020202/status/1567758321360289794?s=46&t=PXAIVFIbCiwgAgw2_mvDcg

https://twitter.com/pff/status/1567964701124100096?s=46&t=PXAIVFIbCiwgAgw2_mvDcg

Lol

Real recognize real

420 gayness

Big cummies

Porn site called Dave’s killer head

Go bills

This is the only acceptable answer

Fuck yeah