Friday, September 2, 2022

This is very good content

I’m surprised you haven’t started spelling out the communist manifesto for the little guy

This is very good content

Naked falls may be sick tomorrow

Kids have started school

Weekday

Evans what’s your plate number

Gimme 20 minutes I’m walking my dog

Np. I just need it for the pass

Cullen, you should find a way to get your ass to mars

It would be weird of you to ask if that’s not why

I’m reporting his car as stolen

Nice

I could use a new car tbh

It’s true

You’re leaving a heck of a paper trail for insurance fraud

Snitch

262 KML

All this cum

And all these tiddies

I have printed the pass

Tiddaays

https://twitter.com/justingaynor/status/1565360239016235010?s=21&t=-QSmmZe0RlPb-BMQTcwFIA

🫡

Never forget

Oof

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1565468060378693632?s=21&t=8wqQR2O0-__F3t_kfq1QbQ

Welfare for pp

https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1565529498119987200?s=21&t=-QSmmZe0RlPb-BMQTcwFIA

Anyone else just slamming ally McBeal back to back to back tonight?

https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Ally-McBeal-900x900.jpg

Lastly

This is really creepy and good

Saving it for the spank bank

What inspired that beefy cheesy beefy cheesy baby boy?

Was it a good cheesy?

Make sure you go on down to major goolsby’s when you’re in Milwaukee!!!

Is the regret also American? Or non-denominational?

Oh also make sure to visit my grandpa/grandma/aunt’s headstones over in Brookfield !!!

Must-do things

I’m ready for cocaine on the river

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1565699616141623303

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1565665305615106054

Man Vikings great Brett Favre is kind of a nozzle

How many super bowls did he win with the Vikings I can’t remember

Almost as big of a douche as that Aron Rogers guy the Vikes should try to grab him

Should we grab some sandwiches to bring or something?

I’m bringing some food

So I’m good on that front

https://twitter.com/whodatjoeyv/status/1565498413361369095?s=21&t=ocg98vaudA-CjMFJaKdmqg

I hope that’s what he actually said

First few times I thought he said get me outta here

I think he said gimme dat ham

It’s very similar to how I sound when I come home absolutely annihilated after a night of drinking

Specifically when I open the fridge

He’s such a mess love the guy but its time to hang it up

Him and Terry Bradshaw could have a show

At a senior center

You know what you’re doing for food Bender? Trying to decide if I need to bike to freddies or if we’re stopping to grab something on the way ou

I was just going to make something beforehand

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Yeah I have to work this am so no time to go to the store

work is for chumps

You guys need anything if I go to freddies?

Semenx please

Do they have anything good for eating?

Its a grocery store so probably not

Then maybe just a full birthday cake will be enough

One Semenx birthday cake coming up

Why not go to that tasty bakery by your house

Freisens or something

I don’t think they have sandwiches that last

As predicted, I’m likely out, boys

But if things change I’ll let you know

Pathetic

Looks pretty good to me

If you change your mind and go there I’d take a bierwurst sammy

Cullen, tell your work you came down with covid

They’ll never know

I told them I was horny already

And wanting to do blow at the river with my friends

Did you tell them that you were hoen?

I did

And?

They laughed at me

They won’t be laughing when you cum everywhere

Idk that sounds prettt funny

https://twitter.com/EugeneDads/status/1565719099568709632

Man that is a sick line up

They certainly are neglecting the Dutch slave exhibit & marketplace though

That would make for a more authentic renaissance fayre

Is it inappropriate to crank my hog at the river?

Assuming no children are present

Not in the slightest

Encouraged even

You won’t be laughing when I cum everywhere

https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1565744492119990272

Gonna try that for my Elevensies

Matt you going to Freddie’s or delicious breakfast Sammie’s

It worked exactly as pictured

Very nice work!

Well, I can’t make the river anymore. I have to clean up a bunch of piss and shid

I think I’m just going to slam some food here

Pissies

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1565698529284308994?s=21&t=UxlgAZe5ISp5z3uE51O2kw

I’m bringing these

Yes

Cunt shit

Should I bring my worms? Would y’all want to try one of my worms?

It’s been a while do I need shoes to walk around or are sandals good?

Getting down theee is tricky

After that sandals are good

Cullen stop working

Get fucked

#work#yournetworkisyournetworth#grindislife#promotion

Either of you have room in a cooler for a few beers?

I only have a little lunch box cooler and it’s stuffed to the brim

Let me check

I can keep digging for my little cooler

We have a little cooler Heather is fetching it

I gots it

How much stuff do you have

Like a 4 pack?

Sure that’ll work

I’m ready to leave if y’all are ready

Word

I’ll b good in like 10

OOO activated and I’m good to go

Omw

Heading out

Hoen

ho nee

I found a cooler

Here

The liquor store on Williams has a $1,200 bottle of henny

Paradise

Buy it

I’ll drink some

How was the river?

Good cocaine

Well yeah

Always is

Lots of beefy lab

Also not surprising

Matt, you want to come watch Ducks-Georgia at my place tomorrow?

420 beefy lab

I did cocaine

Bullshit

He did it off a beefy lab

This is what your tat reminds me of, Matt

Though this is less cool

That’s still pretty tight

I doubt I can make the Ducks game tomorrow unfortunately

Beers?