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Wednesday, August 24, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I sure wish I didn’t pay all those student loans I had
  3. Anyone getting a fattie 10k rip from Biden today? Cullen?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oooo
  5. Alysa may get hers knocked down
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Was there an official announcement made?
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I believe so but don’t trust me I get all my information from idiots on Twitter
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    they pre-announced
  9. 10k forgiveness if you make less than 125/250
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it undergrad only though?
  11. Guess I’ll find out in time
  12. Matt avatar
    yes undergrad
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn
  14. Alysa only has loans from masters
  15. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1562466936289538048
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  16. Matt avatar
    I imagine it will go to the narrowest audience they can come up with because “means testing” is very important when it comes to regular peopl
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    yeah, they were saying that 90% of the relief will go to people making under 70k/year
  18. I wonder how people will respond to this, feels like it will let a lot of people down.
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Should have just given everyone more stimmies
  20. Matt avatar
    Dems love doing this shit that doesn’t actually help anyone and kind of pisses regular people off
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol. Yup, this is that.
  22. Matt avatar
    I’m happy for those it will help but it seems like it would annoy more people than it actually helps
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who are the regular people being annoyed?
  24. Matt avatar
    The tons of people who won’t have their debt helped at all?
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Because they make too much money?
  26. Matt avatar
    ‘Too much money’ is only a thing when it comes to regular people
  27. ‘Too much money’ was not a requirement for PPP loan forgiveness
  28. americans are so cucked lol
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, because they dropped out of school and/or didn’t go to avoid debt, now they have no degree and no hand out.
  30. its fucked up
  31. Evan is one of the regulars being annoyed
  32. We need more policy to please Evan
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look I just want a handout
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a regular person right there
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I paid all my loans, which were not insubstantial and now I want a handout
  36. Matt avatar
    I dropped out I’m just mad for other people
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is a requirement for forgiveness that you need to have graduated?
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    No
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It sounds like the specifics are still up in the air
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1562462774969581570
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Right so the specifics are still up in the air
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gonna be a nice n mild weekend if anyone wants to fux
  44. Maybe a nice long bike ride with alcohol is in order
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hown
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    howny
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My birthday is Friday
  49. Gonna take mushrooms and go to goth club
    2
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well huh
  51. That ain’t so bad
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or that’s my tentative plan
  53. I also kind of feel like not doing shit
  54. But it is going to nice temp wise
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’d like to hang a little
  56. Cullen when do you come back or whatever
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen will be returning hungover on Sunday, methinks
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle is correct
  59. I am now in Santa Barbara and it is quite nice
  60. I don’t know how long I’ll be able to work without beginning some festivities
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it Liam’s wedding weekend?
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    It is
  63. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1562499047071830017
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The real question
  65. Matt avatar
    Weird way to spell bacon club chalupa
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1562133536022437889?s=20&t=Nn7KSiNpo-Tqcnn7SQA9mg
    Kyle Derrick
  67. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/DrewFrogger/status/1562532143880097792
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    AY THATS SMART AS HELL
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/scenesoftheboys/status/1562201615092043776?s=21&t=hW1cKQ3-OZiizYOMhmtEdw
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    That hits.
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is anyone else’s job full of incredibly boring monkey pictures today?
    2
  72. Just fucking monkeys everywhere
  73. All monkeys
  74. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE MONKEYS
  75. Matt avatar
    Portals DOWN dump your Portals
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Send portals to 0!
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My understanding is that it’s all about the DeGods
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wait
  79. New monkeys!
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    These aren’t new monkeys
  81. https://twitter.com/prettyboynavi/status/1562312051808018432?s=21&t=hW1cKQ3-OZiizYOMhmtEdw
  82. This one hits for me
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What are they
  84. Looks like new monkeys to me
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Those are just the solana monkeys
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  87. Such assholes
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fox News just absolute 🤡🤡🤡
  89. https://twitter.com/ashleydcan/status/1562527032432787456?s=21&t=hW1cKQ3-OZiizYOMhmtEdw
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I also saw that prageru hates it so it must be a step in the right direction
  91. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah its a good thing, even unfair things can be goo
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love me some goo
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    ive got plenty to spare!
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Your son’s, I assume?
  95. He’s a goo machine
  96. https://twitter.com/chuchugoogoo/status/1562212683172175872?s=21&t=hW1cKQ3-OZiizYOMhmtEdw
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aren’t we all goo machines?
  98. All I make is stink and goo
  99. Sometimes stinky goo
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sometimes