Friday, August 5, 2022

https://twitter.com/DianaMoskovitz/status/1555257705924702208

Get his ass

I found a jar that my husband has been ejaculating in and I threw it away. He got very upset with me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/wgb8ie/i_found_a_jar_that_my_husband_has_been/

She has upset god

https://twitter.com/translatedtees/status/1555304088363048965?s=21&t=tjtDfqWKrlhp4Vhc0GrUJg

https://twitter.com/damonimani/status/1555332094993342465?s=21&t=y27nfLWKKat9IXbXOy3QKQ

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1555442024127537153?s=21&t=y27nfLWKKat9IXbXOy3QKQ

My timeline is fucked

https://twitter.com/whoahannahjo/status/1554951597158854656?s=21&t=bVPo1H8xTousbhhOHPwQ5g

https://twitter.com/blakersdozen/status/1555539306734927873

https://twitter.com/trevshhh/status/1555364013944451072?s=21&t=bVPo1H8xTousbhhOHPwQ5g

https://twitter.com/strangepacks_/status/1555273549283213315?s=21&t=bVPo1H8xTousbhhOHPwQ5g

Watch out, this stuff is spicy

That’s pretty accurate

Ndamukong Suh

Really?

Yeah

I was just reading a report that he’s nowhere near a contract with the Vikes

I just walked right by him

Go ask him if its true

I should go ask yeah

He’s gigantic

How’d you recognize him? Just saw a freakishly large human walking down the street?

I mean he was going one way and I was going the other and he walked like 10 feet away from me he’s very recognizable

Like we crossed paths

Then he stepped on my ankle

https://twitter.com/killmefam/status/1555382452994154500?s=20&t=vEfeRd7-pOB9IwRpmsE5Pw

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1555622418068168712?s=20&t=vEfeRd7-pOB9IwRpmsE5Pw

Who the fuck conducted this study?

Emoji company?

https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1555356151939735553?s=20&t=epzzsANppS1mFXejtQRpqQ

https://twitter.com/FinessaFudges/status/1555124956412928000

420 uk trip

420!!!!! Blazies