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Thursday, July 28, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m gaining weight
  2. 😎
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The more things change, the more they stay the same
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t stop getting fat
    Matt
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan
  6. Do you have that cameo video where you’re like “you wanna fuck my widdo mouf” handy?
  7. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/legotrillermoth/status/1552404979834667013
  8. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1552715228483358723
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Should we have a Bender is out of town drinka in the sun tomorrow evening?
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I have an Anniversary dinner with my genteel wife
  11. Hopefully laurelhurst market has ac
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    My parents are in town, can I bring them?
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think you’d be foolish not to
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    How proficient are they in the art of boot?
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Between the two of them, they have over 9 decades of collective boot experience
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Then they must come
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would like to challenge that dans parents have actively, if ever, gone hog-wild on a boot
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your dad did enjoy Evans excessive drinking, did he not?
    Evan Bbbender
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I showed them a “good time”
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    He asked if you had a drinking problem
    Matt
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The answer is clearly yes
  23. Matt avatar
    It’s only a problem if he stops drinking
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan?
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1552500841432715264?s=20&t=f6yW3mMd2kK-JiLAPZ5R7A
    Evan Bbbender
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 mom
    Evan Bbbender