Thursday, July 28, 2022
I’m gaining weight- 😎
The more things change, the more they stay the same- I can’t stop getting fatMatt
- Dan
- Do you have that cameo video where you’re like “you wanna fuck my widdo mouf” handy?
https://twitter.com/legotrillermoth/status/1552404979834667013- https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1552715228483358723
Should we have a Bender is out of town drinka in the sun tomorrow evening?- I have an Anniversary dinner with my genteel wife
- Hopefully laurelhurst market has ac
- I fully support this
My parents are in town, can I bring them?- I think you’d be foolish not to
- How proficient are they in the art of boot?
- Between the two of them, they have over 9 decades of collective boot experience
- Then they must come
- I would like to challenge that dans parents have actively, if ever, gone hog-wild on a boot
- Your dad did enjoy Evans excessive drinking, did he not?Evan Bbbender
- I showed them a “good time”
- He asked if you had a drinking problemMatt
- The answer is clearly yes
- It’s only a problem if he stops drinking
- Lol
- Evan?
- https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1552500841432715264?s=20&t=f6yW3mMd2kK-JiLAPZ5R7AEvan Bbbender
- 420 momEvan Bbbender