Tuesday, July 12, 2022

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.amp.html

David Brooks

NYT

😂

If you bring me into a gourmet sandwich shop I immediately shit my pants and start crying. Sadly I know no better

Yeah you’re either post-doctorate or born in north jersey in these situations

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1546341909307674625?s=21&t=lepktLcvkV6V0LD3lp_6tg

https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1546716245851901952?s=21&t=BlqlsznrQ1nd6qhKNpAShw

So I did some digging and a multiple sex offenders are registered at the same address, which is the homeless shelter on grand

Congratulations detective!

I guess when your house less you still need somewhere to crank your shaft

They’re homeless and need to register an address

https://twitter.com/fintechfrank/status/1546853736722694145?s=21&t=y_Dkdv9vfu6F8bEnAXTeRQ

I meant the sex offender status because they have no where to crank their shaft

So then they get arrested for public masturbation

Is it gay to love shidding?

No

Unless you’re sucking a d whilst

Or getting your d sucked by a man whilst

Actually, there are a lot of ways to make to gay

really closing all of the loopholes here

But loving to shid on its own, definitely not gay

https://twitter.com/old_lotion/status/1546873055422685185?s=21&t=y_Dkdv9vfu6F8bEnAXTeRQ

The ring on his finger

That’s how you know it’s the real one

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1546652497418194944?s=21&t=y_Dkdv9vfu6F8bEnAXTeRQ

I would have went with “my other shirt is completely covered with semen because I always cum on my shirt”

Cum like you think no one is watching

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1546988258839642116

God that’s good

yea it’s a banger

You should get onboard the truth train

Anyone wanna see this Latin band on Friday at Polaris hall?

It’s p chill, kind surfy, dreamy and Latin

I’m biking up to the Cathedral Park jazz fest

Looks cool tho

Jozz feast*

Damn it’s right by your house cullen

What kinda drugs are on the table for this event?

I may have to chill in your backyard before I go

Sadly I am basically out of drugs

I gotta save my remaining shrooms for my goth dance birthday party

Will they ever start selling mushrooms here? I wish I had a stash

I think they are trying

I also think my connection no longer exists

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