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  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kid, holding up a cell phone to mr turtle: mr turtle, how long can you play this game without cummi
  3. Matt avatar
    Is that one in your tight 5?
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know I really thought that one would hit
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is toght 5?
  6. Matt avatar
    the crowd slaying 5 mins he’s bringing to open mics
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ah
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1545443393668616193?s=21&t=kG5NpA7Zree3xOYi5MIUmA
  9. This is a dank one
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Brutal
  11. i bet approvals hit the lowest for any president ever before he leaves office
  12. Shame.
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s way more brutal than the caption of the Tweet lets on lol
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s not good he is genuinely in a steep mental decline
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean, trump couldn’t drink a bottle of water
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    they are both in mental decline
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I mean I don’t know what the point is there
  18. Trump was a terrible president
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s what Dan said
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But man could he shitpost and almost overthrow the governmentv
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    He can’t read and Trump couldn’t drink a bottle of water. Senility is a prerequisite to being president.
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then Bernie is looking like he might hit the sweet spot here soon
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Write your poo into a meme,
    tell me how your asshole screams,
    Please join me on the stream
    We are going to steam
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lets steam!
  25. You know when that hotline bling
    Midday steam is just my favorite thing
  26. Matt avatar
    Cullen I stopped by to say hi but I couldn’t be too obnoxious because I didn’t want to disturb the homeless guy sleeping in your yard too muc
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Stewie barked at that guy
  28. When we walked by
  29. Guy didn’t seem to like it
  30. I don’t know how homie is wrapped up in a sleeping bag
  31. Matt avatar
    He’s got some nice shade at least
  32. I did not watch to see how he was reacting to my bell ringing
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think Stew and I must have been our for a walk
  34. Or was Stew barking?
  35. Matt avatar
    No I didn’t hear stew barking
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cummie McCumCum
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s it right there, Evan
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That one did it?
  39. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/borgposting/status/1545490816793280516
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow
  41. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/g13m/status/1545307873877655552
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oof
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hate this guy so much
  44. Matt avatar
    Is it because you see yourself in that ape?
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No his posts are always recommended and he’s always cosplaying his ape
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that black face?
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Third time is a charm.
    Shall I upgrade my tushy?
    Most excellent pleasure
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 blaze tits
  49. Matt avatar
    RIP paulie walnuts sad
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
  51. Fucking legend