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Saturday, July 2, 2022

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can someone bring 2 dozen shovels for tomorrow?
    Kyle Derrick
  2. It’s hole diggin weather boys!
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
  4. It’s hole diggin time!!!!!!!
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have 1 shovel
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have 1 hole but no shovels 😈
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    You have more than one hole
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro shut the fuck up you literally have no idea how many holes I have get the fuck out of here
    Daniel Miller
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    1=widdle mouf
    2=azz
  10. Prove me wrong
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Have you ever actually seen my asshole?
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I eeded too much
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1543050489050402816?s=21&t=7p3GG8RbW3RJWWxe7i8Gbw
  14. Who are these teenagers in the photo
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Baby elons
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://youtu.be/Zfv0yslgCRY
  17. You hit her pretty hard there Rick
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hahaha he hit her again
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s so good
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t wait to dig that hole
    Daniel Miller
  21. Dan, what’s the loam content in your soil?
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    We got a nice clayish loam spot all cleared out ready to dig
    Cullen Conway
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s been a good and long time since I dug me a nice hole
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1543206026995982339?s=21&t=3_07nemtYj58YW1rJE12Qg
  25. https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1542530966396325889?s=21&t=A507irESwk6pQCJQ3w1_TQ
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/deezefi/status/1543300488057307137?s=21&t=A507irESwk6pQCJQ3w1_TQ
  27. Re, this:
  28. https://twitter.com/potus/status/1543263229006254080?s=21&t=dAST7xPclegg6k4XkJ4IeA
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    I don’t think gas stations make a ton of margin. Kinda weird comment .
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah very strange like you are the potus if you want to subsidize gas prices you can propose that as a bill
  31. Matt avatar
    Gas companies aren’t increas
  32. Biden finger wagging isn’t going to change that
  33. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TonyBeast1066/status/1543314190601015296
    Evan Bbbender
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dan, 2 questions for you…
  35. 1.) is there a tentative end time for your party? (Perhaps when we smoke a joint and then you abruptly kick us out a la “Cullen Style”
    Cullen Conway
  36. 2.) after the party, to you desire to go out drinking?
  37. 3.) can my friends from Steam come?
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s cum on your Steam friends
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s 3 questions. And to all 3 I say, yes.
  40. Except for 1
  41. You can stay until tomorrow
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerYou can stay until tomorrow
    Like 12:01 AM or like daddy candles making me breakfast in bed (cum)?
  43. Dandles*
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is Evan going to find blow in your house if the clock strikes 1?
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s impossible for me not to
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    I imagine he’ll concoct some stimulants out go DayQuil, adderral and the old inhabitants estrogen prescription
    Cullen Conway
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Only Billy take estrogen these days
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m starting my edge for the party
  49. So I can be rock hard upon arrival
    Daniel Miller
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan is it your birthday?
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, but it’s the 23rd anniversary of my bar mitzvah
    Cullen Conway
  52. U ready to party like it’s 1998
  53. Matt avatar
    The r y junking do up u
    2
  54. Matt avatar
    Nice phone managed to type that in my pocket