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  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    I am become hoeny
  2. Where are you people
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Answer your phone w
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We at beuhlah
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m
    Smoking cigars
  6. Cogs
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lil peach cigars
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do not answer your phone if cullen is calling
  9. Matt avatar
    baby meltdown city over here good times
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt coke hang
  11. Matt avatar
    Oh so you’re itching to hear about the tenants of communism?
  12. tenets!
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m interested
  15. The tenants of communism are as follows:
  16. Matt avatar
    uh huh
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk who the guy in the picture is but lemme tell ya he’s got a well cropped beard
  18. Matt avatar
    probably the guy who runs the ‘victims of communism’ propaganda outlet
    Evan Bbbender
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt coke out
  20. Cum out
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s do cocaine
  22. Matt avatar
    where
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyles house
  24. Aka cocaine city
  25. Matt avatar
    will Dan and heath ledger be there?
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    Get me one
  30. Just Parked
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Show me your pebis
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Heading back now
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m drunk
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Pebis deployed
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan
  36. Get more blow
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    We had just left San Diego and we’re crossing the Golden Gate Bridge on our way to McMinnville
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531053815042134016?s=21&t=-ymedyotAnvJWjSIZyh_IA
  39. Matt avatar
    deep
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    My sunrise sucked
  41. Matt avatar
    Because Evan didn’t get more blow
    2
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan was still dancing at the goodfoot when I left
  43. He very will might have scored more blow
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My holes are about to hurt
  46. And stink
  47. Matt avatar
    We might ride to laurelhurst later if it gets nice
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ride my dick
  49. Matt avatar
    Present it
    Cullen Conway
  50. Matt avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God double mountain is always a clusterfuck
  52. Anytime of day
  53. Great cocoane though