Sunday, May 22, 2022

What bar is

Stsekokite

Kyle looks really good but you don’t

I, once again, am asking you to fuck my widdo mouf

Who is the 3rd gentleman featured?

My dick

He looks stoked to be in the pic too

That’s Carl Sinclair jr

My son

Hey cullen

Don’t come home from drinkin’

With lovin’ on your mind

He wants to lick Amanda’s thighs

Anyone else rip twisted?

https://twitter.com/fdsportsbook/status/1528065585799516162?s=21&t=jGM_x_eeQiwvDOuYJWRYXw

I got Eddie lacy

https://twitter.com/inversebrah/status/1528181552437669888?s=21&t=jGM_x_eeQiwvDOuYJWRYXw

https://twitter.com/milesgarretttv/status/1528061908300988418?s=21&t=jGM_x_eeQiwvDOuYJWRYXw

If you’re new here, I’ve only got 1 rule:

Everybody drinks, nobody quits

If you stop drinking I’ll shoot you myself

And I’d expect anyone here to do the same for me

Cocaine update

Cocaine update

I got annihilated

Love that

I don’t

But I did the cocaine

Liar

Me rn

He said the quiet part

He sure did

How the hell was Laura Dern 23 in Jurassic Park?

Was she?

When they began shooting she was 23

But looked like 45

Idk if I’d say that old. But definitely thought she was like in her 30s

Fine

MACA

Make America Cum Again?

Or text

Correct

I am at a toddlers birthday party

I am drinking

Nice bro

Nice

Drink more

And fire up a cog

Yeah Kyle actually can you come over here and bring the blow

And the cogs

Yeah we’re gonna need a few packs at least

I will be attending the Timbers game tonight

So I might need some Timbers tickets, if ya know what I mean 😉

Nice man

Honestly Timbers games are fun

So are toddler birthday parties

Nothing like it

444 of those were fr Covid

Changes the narrative a bit

National police week finna be fire

I literally mean fire

As in there will be fires

(Matt, insert acab)

If I get one like I’ll get drunk

sorry M&M were here

ACAB

every one of them

I will be seeing M&M shorty

So I hear

Gonna get jumped by timbers army repping Philly at the game

My wife will

I’m wearing green

I actually have my green man suit

Debating wearing it

You should absolutely wear it

Amanda really doesn’t want me too lol

Plz wear it don’t be a bitch like that time you got a diaper costume for Halloween and didn’t wear it

Hahaha

I forgot about that

Wear the diaper costume

Wear the diaper costume

Cullen

Do it

I don’t own the diaper costume bro

I don’t even remember where I was in my life when I did

420 fard and shid

I have a diaper you can borrow, do you think you can fit into a size 4?

https://twitter.com/dmntnasa/status/1528372091027865601?s=21&t=t3B0N9x8OvX3GL-QyxG5YA

The way homie drags himself back up is hilarious