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Friday, April 29, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/ibuffys/status/1519206797025894402?s=21&t=NsWwZQBtoi1mzHHZzB2IJQ
  2. Kyle, you’d enjoy this. Especially if you had the terror
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Send me a non Twitter link
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Non
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wouldn’t have watched it either
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    I know
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone have any good mezcal recs?
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2Matt
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt’s work made him come back today lol they don’t give a fuck
  11. They were like “it’s been 5 days since your test and you aren’t sick anymore home back”
  12. Matt avatar
    haha is he testing negative yet?
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m done with covid
  14. I’m post covid now
  15. Matt avatar
    anyone else goin to the one show tonight?
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d fuck
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Though forecasted rain makes me wonder about getting stuck in line to get in
  19. I mean I’ve gone to two concerts in the last 2 weeks
  20. Somehow I haven’t got covid
  21. Like are we not just at the point where it’s the flu/a cold?
  22. And if not, when will that be
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’m just pissed I can’t do things this weekend
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can you not?
  25. You haven’t been sick or tested positive?
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan, obey the the clarion call you have said so many times.
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Fuck yeah, spread it.
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t give it to Ben
  29. Or can I?!?!
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    you can’t give it to anyone if you don’t have it.
    Kyle Derrick
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ll see what the test divines
  32. You’re supposed to stick the swab up your ass right?
    Cullen Conway
  33. Or is it in my pp hole
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Its azz
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In pee hole and out azz
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt, I have to say that cum town is fucking hilarious very good rec
  37. Matt avatar
    ha I figured that would be up your alley. I’d like to see stavvy next time he comes through town
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah he’s funny. The other two dudes I’ve never heard of but they might be even better the shit is so good
  39. Matt avatar
    Yeah I think Nick Mullen is probably the funniest Stavvy just tours a lot I think the other guys mostly stick around brooklyn
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  42. I really like this
  43. Evan, you up for a steamy streamy?
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could steam
  45. I was gonna go on a run but I could do the opposite and play video games
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Opposite would be cheeseburger
  47. This would be more of a chaotic neutral
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chaotic Hoeny
  49. Well I’m here
  50. In discord
  51. Matt avatar
    I would join your discord chat but I don’t want to catch covid
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would like to drink
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Me too Kyle, me too
  54. But I haven’t taken my covid test and heather doesn’t want me to be naughty
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why haven’t you taken your covid test?
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk
  57. Gonna rake in a bit just haven’t yet
  58. Heather and I like to do these things together it’s a couples thing dude
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Has Matt tested negative?
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nope
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Has he tested at all?
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  63. He tested positive yesterday
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    He’s still testing positive and went to work haha
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “Faintly” whatever the fuck that means
  66. Yeah they clearly don’t care
  67. Matt avatar
    You buss each others nuss?
  68. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1520152887090892800
  69. huge douche bag
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is Matt quarantining at your place or are you just hanging out wherever?
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt is quarantine here yeah
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can’t believe he is still testing positive a week later after he is no longer sick
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah idk man
  74. I certainly wish that he wasn’t
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that sucks
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IM SCULPTING BROS
  77. WE MAKIN DOOM CHARACTERS OUT HERE
  78. Matt avatar
    want me to 3D print it for you?
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm yeah that would be pretty sweet it just needs like 10 more hours of work
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can you give it a cranial fuck hole?
  81. And if yes, then I would like a 3D printed version
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can!
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone tryna rage tonight?
  85. I have a myriad of drugs
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t be using my cocaine Kyle
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    😈
  89. Possession is 9/10 of the law
    Matt
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    Alex said he can bring more if wanted
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Broooo
  92. I’m so jealous