Friday, April 1, 2022

https://twitter.com/maxbeasleyyy/status/1509554898957791232?s=21&t=LYfWKdp6Kc3t_NOrPLmOHQ

Not enough children named brumbpo anymore

Cullen just put that name in the back of you head for your first born

If only I knew before naming my child

There’s still time to change

It really works for either a boy or girl

Beautiful name

Rolls right off the tongue

Don’t forget Tungus too

Brumbpo without Tungus doesn’t hit the same

agree

I’m not horny

Liar

April fools

GOT EM!!

God that was a banger

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbzsJHftTQ2/?utm_medium=copy_link

Guessing this is also an April fools joke

Let’s get it

Let’s get this shrimp

I like the sound of 10,000x

https://mobile.twitter.com/adam_piron/status/1509554485168795651?s=10

I will invest in this shrimping biz solely so I can afford to buy this from planet hollywood and turn it into my kitchen table

Fuck that is dank

Unrelated but how much do you think a diehard bills fan would pay for a Josh Allen cum rag?

that is some valuable DNA if you’re askin me

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1509899246933323812

Lol I saw/heard that earlier

Literally have never heard his music beforehand, but it definitely all sucks

How he gonna do System of a Down like that

Badly

https://medium.com/@editors_91459/james-joyce-was-notoriously-kinky-and-had-some-pretty-specific-desires-7c0af56d38da

“You had an arse full of farts that night, dar

Naughty farties ending a long gush from your hole

Naughty farties

https://twitter.com/coolboxart/status/1509817858838040584?s=21&t=ZScQ8v7X-qDx7yxZa-urwg

Anyone else gonna cop the dyson air purifying headphones?

Anyone fancy a happy hour pp beer

Something tells me James Joyce would enjoy having sex with me right now

Do you have naughty farties?

Indeed

Big fat fellows

Would you care for a beer around happy hour

And long windy ones

NOBODY

WANTS TO GET A BEER WITH KE

ME

IM DEVASTATED

Buy me bonestorm or go to hell

Cum on my glasses

K

Well?

Sorry I came on my own glasses by accident

That is NOT what we agreed upon

Ok well I’m having a beer by myself I hope all of you [cowards] are happy