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  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Low tide lounge tonight?
  2. It’ll always be the conquistador to me
  3. But i need to go there and tell them that
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Will there be overt cocaine use?
  5. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/laserboat999/status/1500255218000220164
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t tonight unfortunately
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    I hope you die from an autoeroticdefenestration
    2
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why not, Evan?
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to go to a party at heathers co workers
  11. They’re Italian
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you going to do lots of drugs like you always do with her colleagues?
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope not
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a shame my horny rockets are cleared for lift off
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’m sad to hear that you are available for a naughty Hoeny boi and I can’t join
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I could go for (more) drinking
    Evan Bbbender
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m going horny first word everyday until I one shot it.
    3
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’ve ruined my wordle today, Dan
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That money clip
  21. Appears to be an office supply
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My money clip is my Prince Albert
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tasty