Thursday, February 3, 2022

https://twitter.com/jodikantor/status/1489304278430883847?s=20&t=K8P4f2VRn3H6sMp6FyWwJg

I mean he’s solving his problems

I wonder at what age I’ll be able to purchase my first support yacht

He’s always been an innovator

I’m kind of surprised radicals haven’t started murdering billionaires

Those yachts are mega polluters too

Just scourges on the earth

Yeah it’s just an all around shitty thing

oh no what would the world do without bezos extracting wealth

That’s why I’m surprised someone hasn’t off him

When Kyles car magically wraps itself around a tree later we’ll know why

dudes security probably knows the history of every person in a mile radius of him at any given time

Yeah he probably does have a lot of security

But I’m not one of those radicals that would actively seek to murder

But he does deserve to die and hope he burns in hell

way to CYA

you’ll likely be spared for now

If someone was gonna go after him it would have to be an ex Amazon employee

Or maybe a business that went under because of Amazon

ex amazon employees are definitely added to a list not near the man

I imagine he’s not an easy person to get close to

especially without being noticed

he’s not exactly out shaking hands and kissing babies like some kind of politician

Yeah that’s true

Just out on his support yacht getting ready to move to his super yacht

yeah and whatever yacht he’s on is being protected by the local gov’t

on top of his own security

Guess a time traveler will have to take on this hit job

like good luck being on a kayak anywhere within viewing distance

All it takes is one well trained suicide bird

I know a bird

https://twitter.com/BigJDubz/status/1488976358688665601

I’d fuck that frog

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1489361461876977664