Thursday, January 13, 2022
420 blaze it die
A woman I used to supervise just asked me for a reference and I noticed above it a text I sent to her like the week she was hired. I had texted her to tell her to take off early for Christmas Eve and then accidentally sent this:- Kyle, have you ever considered that if a toy in toy story died, the kid wouldn’t know and the other toys would have to watch the kid play with that toy’s corpse?
Well huh- Good question though
- Makes for a good chortle
How do you accidentally text someone something like that?- I didn’t switch over to a different text
- Just fired off my thought
- Was distracted I guess
- Tbh, with all the shit we say to each other that was tame as hell
- She thought it was funny
- Other shit we say I would have been firedEvan Bbbender
- If only
- *sigh*
- So who wants to watch football this weekend?
- I would like to on Saturday
- I m so afraid that I’ll accidentally text my in laws most of this content, ie “I’d like o get hoeny tonight”
- See, that right there is Cully gets fired level stuff
- Also
- Any hoeney boys wanna get hoeny tonight?
- I do
- What did you have in mind?
- WELL??
- I was hoping you wanted to get some sort of “cheeseburger”Daniel Miller
- What about seeing Steve Dave at Steeplejack tomorrow night?
- Hmmmmmm
- Sure why not
- Where do you want to watch football?
- Your place?
- Sure or yours
- I’d prefer yours probably but we can discuss
- Sweet
- Maybe just pats bills but I could see myself doing both and devouring super deluxe or some equivalent cheeseburger
- I ate Killer Burger two nights ago and it slapped (as always)
- jose mendoza baby
- Strong choice
- Still hoeny tho
- It’s a great burg
- *not pictured here, Evans snowboard
- You gonna give me photo cred bro?
- That’s a good one
- Yeah good photo Cullen
- You gonna give me a shred cred?
- Oh my yes
- Did you count that, evan?
- I did though I shuddered
- Shuddered?
- Yeah like ooo boy he’s awake at 420
- It’s bittersweet
- It’s a bittersweet symphony called cum
god damnit- not clicking your amazon links anymore
- lol
- I’m gonna pick up that skeleton version
- https://www.birkenstock.com/us/rotterdam-moto-boot-by-alex-wolfe/rotterdammotoboot-csm-birkoflorsyntheticmaterial-0-eva-m_2035.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_c
- Wtf is this shit
- Those are fucking sick
- “Hey can you guys design some paraplegic cosplay sandals?”
- I’m gonna shred in those
- Chillest sender on the mountain
- I’ll be doing that tomorrow
- Bullshit, you don’t have these steely boots, you’ll just be regular shreddingKyle Derrick
- Anyone tryna get wet this weekend?
- If by get wet you mean watch some playoff football!!!! Then yes
- If you meant for crystal meth then no
- PCP bayby
- dan you have any idea where i can get my hands on an rpi4?
- Yes
- Thepihut no good?
- https://thepihut.com/
- I also have 4 raspberry pi 1s, if that helps
- What are you making?
- is it a toddler tracker
- I need one,
- no i got a toy
- Does that let you play duck hunt ?
- What is that?
- all the old arcade games and such on emulators
- https://twitter.com/redacted_j/status/1481745312683286535?s=20
- You can buy an NFT of chair next to chance the rapper on my app now
- WHY NOIT
- Everyday we get further from GodDaniel Miller