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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The National Association of Home Builders reports the price of lumber has climbed 180% since last spring.
    Association data shows 1,000 board feet went from roughly $400 in June 2020 to $1,100 in April
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone getting litty for 420 blaze it tomorrow?
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why didn’t I buy more lumber
  4. Does anyone have any lumber lying around?
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I actually do
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro that’s wooden gold
  7. That’s liquid gold
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    🚀 🌝
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🪵🚀
  10. In other news, there is no inflation
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m getting litty for Walter clitty tomorrow
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s nice
  13. I’m gonna jack my dick on your back
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m gonna get a 420 blowjob
    Cullen Conway
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Super naughty!!! 😆
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    HAPPY DOGEDAY SHIBES
  17. LETS GET IT!!!!1
  18. Matt avatar
    its 420 miss me with that lame shit
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah bro it’s doge day 420
  20. Go get your dogecoin slim Jim’s
  21. https://twitter.com/slimjim/status/1384482631794974721?s=21
    Matt
  22. What, you want some Peter Tosh instead?
  23. Should I send you a sick phish set list or what’s the deal bro
  24. Let’s slam into a slim Jim together
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dogeday baby
  26. I’m gonna become a dogeday millionaire
    Daniel Miller
  27. Matt avatar
    fuck that shit
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You might make $20-$50 today!!
  29. Matt avatar
    I do not appreciate these Doge nerds co-opting my holy holiday
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro it’s not your holiday
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I already have my sell order at .69
    Daniel Miller
  32. Matt avatar
    Its a religious holiday
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s his holiday
  34. Matt avatar
    jah
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    We have a new jah now
  37. Matt
  38. Matt avatar
    Bob would have hated doge
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And my personal favorite
  40. Look at the intensity
  41. Kyle DerrickMatt
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    O wow
  43. That’s nearly offensive
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s also Bobby mcfarren or whatever
  45. Kyle DerrickMatt
  46. Matt avatar
    Why does everything have to be crypto now
  47. Fucking bullshit
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Beanie babies
  49. Matt avatar
    hurr durr crypto 430
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Full disclosure
  52. I do not own any dogecoin and never will
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    I will also disclose that I loathe dogecoin
  54. But I definitely want to see Kyle become a doge millionaire and get that sick face tattoo
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m just into shibas
  56. Red alert
    Evan Bbbender
  57. Newegg accepts doge now
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The hell is Newegg
  59. Matt avatar
    computer parts
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kinda makes me wanna squirt
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just wait until chauvinism gets off today
  62. Then it will really be a 420 to remember
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s bet doge on his sentence
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait
  65. Did they render a verdict?
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They deliberation’
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But based off history I imagine he will get off
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s when the riots start
    Matt
  70. In earnest
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Indeed
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like that man will literally be taken from his home and quartered
    Matt
  73. He’d be safer in prison
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He will be put in witness protection
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s not a witness
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I know
  77. But in a similar program
  78. Matt avatar
    Police in this country have been performing a soft coup for a long time now, violent goons who refuse all oversight or repercussions for their action
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean I hope they throw the book at him
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    What if they throw the trial out because of Maxine waters. I’d riot if that happened
    Evan Bbbender
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But I don’t think anything is going to happen
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly wouldn’t surprise me
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    You don’t think he’ll get convicted?
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think he’ll get 5 years
  85. Or whatever their minimum is
  86. Maybe a nice “time served” lol
  87. Matt avatar
    Judge should be strung up if they give him a minimum sentence
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean the way I see it
  89. There’s going to be riots if he gets anything less than life
  90. Which he won’t get
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Life probably isn’t even on the table
  92. Idk what charges were actually filed but he is definitely not getting life
  93. There is going to be rioting regardless of what happens because it won’t be enough
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s my point
  95. But yeah he is not being tried for first degree murder
  96. But he has 3 charges
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    The max penalty is 40 years
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And could serve up to 40 years
  99. Yeah ya beat me there
  100. That’s just for his first charge
  101. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That would be probably do it
  102. People would be placated if he gets sentenced to 40 years
  103. He won’t
  104. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are you willing to bet a doge on it
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is bullshit where’s the 69¢
  106. It’s only just over half that
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No because then I’d actually have to buy some myself
  108. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jeanlucpeakhard/status/1384292108039725058
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol one of my co workers called out sick today
    Evan Bbbender
  110. Ballsy
  111. Or he is sick
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s just a legend brah
  113. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/papagarbage1/status/1384510741395361797
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So true
  115. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/LIKELAMAR/status/1384154648039215104
    Evan Bbbender
  116. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CN4nqzWJdV6/?igshid=79vsd27nygz6
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Zelda
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol, look at the Cameo special guest today
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    SIIICK
  120. Matt avatar
    funny
  121. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ITS BOB MARLEY!!!
    Matt
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    O man, he is talking about how christian he is
  123. weird
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tell him to shut the hell ip
  125. Daniel Miller avatar
    Holy shit this is out of control
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You should start masturbating
  127. Matt avatar
    Is this a company wide meeting?
  128. Daniel Miller avatar
    yes
  129. 200+ people
  130. Omg, he’s into Jesus now
  131. Going on 10 minutes straight, I think the CEO is going to have to mute him
    Evan Bbbender
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s a geriatric stoner what did you expect
  133. Daniel Miller avatar
    Didn’t know he would be so religious
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah old people tend to get religious or something
  135. Maybe I just made that up
  136. Idk
  137. Here’s a graph
  138. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes, thanks for this
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’re welcome
  140. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do we have any 420
    DADs in here?
  141. Daniel Miller avatar
    Attachment
  142. Omg, he is giving his plan for the homeless
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please tell me his plan
  144. Is it similar to kyles?
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    Start a movie company, Hire all the homeless to be in movies as extras, maybe even writers or producers, the movie company has to find them accomodations
  146. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean
  147. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Genius!
  148. Matt avatar
    hell yeah i am into a new line of cheech and chong movies starring a bunch of indentured servants
    Daniel Miller
  149. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Show me where he’s not right
  150. (On the graph)
  151. I’d love to see what they write
  152. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lolol, best part of all, what would you have for your last meal?
  153. POPEYES CHICKEN
    Evan Bbbender
  154. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a baaaaaaaaaaaad man
  155. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  156. Was he smoking weed while on the call
  157. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Did he show off his genitalia
  158. Daniel Miller avatar
    He was smoking weed on the call
  159. Not sure about the genetalia
  160. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shame
  161. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/politeandnice/status/1384367812198629378
    Evan Bbbender
  162. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sly
  163. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IIIICE COLD
  164. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1384569497059831810
    Evan Bbbender
  165. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  166. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah, to be made of cum again
  167. It was 33.6 years ago that I was last made of cum
  168. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sometimes I hate being made of cum
  169. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What
  170. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/yamiche/status/1384590602071859200?s=21
    Evan Bbbender
  171. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh my
  172. I’m gonna get my popcorn
    Cullen Conway
  173. Pizza?
  174. https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1384587450375344136?s=21
  175. Matt? What’s your take?
  176. Matt avatar
    acab
  177. Evan Bbbender avatar
    About bojorquez?
  178. Matt avatar
    acab
  179. Cullen Conway avatar
    That was pretty quick. Hopefully a good sign
  180. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah they didn’t need more than one evening to deliberate
  181. Would look pretty bad if they acquit him after 1 night 😬
  182. Daniel Miller avatar
    Will they sentence him and read the verdict at the same time?
  183. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They don’t usually do that do they?
  184. Don’t they recommend a sentence then there’s a sentencing hearing?
  185. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The judge generally determines the sentence in a criminal trial?
  186. Sentencing usually comes at a later date as well?
  187. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yah, I think it does
  188. Probably varies by jurisditction
  189. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I know but doesn’t the jury usually recommend a sentence when reading the verdict?
  190. Or do I need to rewatch Allie McBeal
  191. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guess we will find out here shortly
  192. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No!
  193. I WANNA KNOW NOE
  194. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pandemic 420 hits different
    Evan Bbbender
  195. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You also has a pandemic 420 last year
  196. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  197. True
  198. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Chauvin faced three counts: second-degree murder — unintentional; third-degree murder; and second-degree manslaughter.
  199. So third degree is definitely not happening
  200. I bet the manslaughter is the only one he gets
    Convicted of
  201. Cullen Conway avatar
    I heard businesses here are boarding up to prevent potential damage if this goes bad
  202. Minneapolis obviously way worse
  203. Man I hope for a good verdict
  204. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Think of how much they’re spending on lumber!!
  205. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheDongSide/status/1384195424697815040
  206. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Here it comes
  207. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cmon justice
  208. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Here we go
  209. 2/2
  210. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guilty?
  211. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3/3
  212. Guilty
  213. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wowza
  214. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s fucked
  215. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thank the lord
  216. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s going away forever
  217. Cullen Conway avatar
    Celebrations outside
  218. Thank god
  219. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly I did not expect that
  220. 3/3
  221. Crazy
  222. Trump would have pardoned him
  223. Daniel Miller avatar
    He had a lot of people testify against him, like his colleagues and stuch
  224. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good thing wheeler declared a state of emergency
  225. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m so relieved
  226. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m getting kind of hard
  227. Daniel Miller avatar
    ⚖️⚖️⚖️
  228. Are you getting a justice boner
  229. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am
  230. Daniel Miller avatar
    When do they sentence him
  231. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m just glad racism is over now
  232. Daniel Miller avatar
    And police brutality
  233. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And police!