Friday, April 2, 2021
https://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez/status/1377687830336569346Daniel Miller- https://www.thedailybeast.com/these-text-messages-led-the-feds-to-matt-gaetz
- According to people familiar with the investigation, Secret Service agents were initially interested in Greenberg’s failed attempt to allow Seminole County residents to pay their taxes in Bitcoin.
- Aside from the sex trafficking teenagers stuff, all of this shit is so funny
- Haha oh shit Rep. Anna V. Eskamani that they talk about at the end of that article is my buddy’s cousin, I wonder how she’s tied up in thi
The more I read about Matt Gaetz the more I think he’s a cole fraternity pledge transported into a 38 year old’s body à la BiDaniel Miller- College*
- He looks and acts like a corrupt comic book politician
- Like a fucking caricature
- https://twitter.com/pissvortex/status/13776924005214617602
- God that’s good
- https://twitter.com/partynoli/status/1377809072251154434
That’s good- That’s literally from South Park
- Omg, the Gaetz-gate gets better and better
- They took that episode down because it was too racist
- https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/01/us/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepag
- But it’s when South Park plays the Chinese volleyball team
- Funny part from article
- The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App, a mobile payments app, and Apple Pay th
- He apple paid for sex
- He should have used square cash
- He did !
- He used both!Evan Bbbender
- Next time pay in bitcoin!!!!!!!!!
- https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1377917512206188545Evan Bbbender
- Love the Union Jack for breakfast
- And the grey skies
- https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/13773168598637649962
- Bro I would love to have that many xannies
I wonder what this biblical scholar uncoveredEvan Bbbender- Honestly, it could be anything
- Like, there’s so much unknown about Easter
- Holiday of generally unknown origins
- Also, unknown
- Yeah, it’s a mystery
- https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/baby-boy-first-world-born-23841946
- Kind of funny until you realize its from Iraq and probably caused by our irradiated shells
- Wow what a king
- Shame if he turns out trans and rids himself of that gift to the ladies amirite fellas??? 🤑😈💦
- https://twitter.com/Xeriland/status/1377757687954423808
- https://twitter.com/orinanne/status/1378009358592835591
- Oh fuck
- Roger stone + Matt Gaetz & this new fake ID tax collector fella 🔥🔥🔥😈
- https://twitter.com/witchernetflix/status/1377969128502403077
- toss a coin?
- https://twitter.com/gabebergado/status/13779901078867271752
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/31180731/khetag-pliev-suffers-severed-finger-match-undergoes-emergency-surgery%3fplatform=am- The fuck
- For several minutes, those in the venue were searching for the stray digit. Event promoter Rob Haydak said officials looked all around the cage, and there was even an announcement over the PA system asking people to look for it inside 2300 Arena
- Ladies and gentlemen, please check under your seats
- Turns out it was in his glove
- And had been ripped off after dislocating
- The mma is violent
- The mma mind you
- Not just mma
- Kind of like that Beyonc ain’t for the kids