Friday, February 26, 2021
https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1365098921446539264
Hey- Have you guys ever heard Superman by gold finger?
Daniel Miller- This is art
- OI THAS SOME SHIT INNIT
Where is that- I think it’s sunny side park in the background
- Shiddies2
- https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1365162398236164101
- My distain for liberals is absolutely seething this morning. So it was just “orange man bad” the whole time? They don’t seem to show any difference in polic
- https://twitter.com/nothxdeel/status/1365128259533484038
- Damn I haven’t awoke to a here boner in a while
- It’s good to have you back
- Hate boner**
- If you don’t wake up angry every day what are you even doing?
- Well there’s waking up depressed
- But anger is more motivating
- First off waking up sucks, you’ve got something to be angry about out the gateEvan Bbbender
- Who wants to do a good ole fashion bike about this weekend
- 🤚🏻
- We will need to find a place that accepts obscure crypto currencies since I got caught up the hype and converted my life savings to polka dot coi
- Polka is here to stay bro!!
- You crazy for not buying cardano though man
- Fuck
- I’m switching
- Yeah that’s the one
- https://twitter.com/travishelwig/status/1365049864891994112
- https://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan/status/1365152884330008577
- You guys coming to the Grindr IPO party @ Steam tonight erwat?
- yesEvan Bbbender
- Excellent
- Is baby K coming too?
- he likes the stock
- That’s a solid bb k right there
- https://www.instagram.com/p/CLxDLANnft9/?igshid=10ucbuk0zwav8Cullen Conway
- https://twitter.com/tom_on_here/status/1365375397614018563
- Bro same except yogurt!
- Taxes!? I paid those last year.
- But did you sex your peanut butter?
- If that were my ween there would be hairs and ball indentations on the surface of that peany baby
- I did but we have multiple jars over here and I can’t remember which is for eating and which is for sexing
- Ah, a classic mistake
- You have to label them!
- I know, I know I know
- Your problem is that you’re a gambler
- The excitement of not knowing adds an element of danger
- And therefor you actively choose not to label them
- hmm
- How horny is cullen right now, I could use an update
- Cullen
- cullen
- What’s your HBI [honee boi index]
- R u horne bb?
- He’s going to say 7
- Cullen, your HBI
- What’s the surrender index on your widdle mouf?
- 99.9% baby
- It’s a cowardly little mouf
7- 🤑
- But it’s a horny 7
- https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/1365388356360818691?s=20Evan Bbbender
- God I wish I was drunk
- I was also just craving a bloody
- The kachka vodka makes a good one
- If you still have that lyin around
- Yes it does dangerously good
- That vodka on general is so dank
- On general, mind you
- Especially first thing in the morning
- https://twitter.com/dril/status/8627573243053342732
- Ok that’s a really good one
- OHA states that no later than March 29, vaccines will be available for Oregonians who are between the ages 45 and 64 who have underlying health conditions, along
- If they are vaccinated homeless people then I’m gonna get mine
- Now those are some wall dildos
- They would totally sph Evan’s wall dildoEvan Bbbender
- Whatever sph means
- Fuck around and find out