Monday, December 28, 2020

https://twitter.com/snarkywinemom/status/1343326887519678464

who are the people in the stands at Lambro?

Losers

Jk

That’s Tony

And Gina

There’s like 20 people there so you might know them all

It’s the covid fans

The covid pals

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1343369665716899842?s=21

This is why the fans are there Matt

They are smashing beer and pissing first down lines

Makes sense

That was a good drive

They have very primitive technology in GB

Oh my

Ref bails em out

😬

Classic

Illegal touching Rodgers

Nvm it was on bakhtiari

Bobby Ton!

On the board!

Hey there Billy!

Baby kittle on the board bigly

THEY THERE BILLY

https://twitter.com/surrender_index/status/1343371291869519875?s=10

I knew it was a Dillon game

He’s a large human being

That’s a big surrender index

Oh my yes

I feel like perhaps slightly bigger than warranted

It doesn’t snow in Tennessee

Gostkowski has kicked in the snow

Imhotep

IMHOTEP

#savage

Blow out

Have you seen the second half packers?

They like scoring between 0 and 3 points

Titans can’t pass to catch up

Packers pass rush proving surprisingly effective

Davante is insane

*Inzane

Cullen, are you nearing the sweet spot?

I think he needs another Davante yht

Oh hi Dan

Omg

Packers get bailed out again

Good lord

New set of downs

That was a bad call

Yeeeeeeeah

Not new set of downs nvm

It’s a sack tho

So maybe cosmic justice

ball don’t lie

Indeed it does not

Cullens bane

Cullen’s Bane!!

This game will be 14-19 by the time Green Bay gets the ball in the 3rd quarter

This is every packers game

Just disappear in the second half

they have reappeared

They got away with one with the quick snap

yep

ref standing right there just lets it slide

Wow

3rd yht

It’s Davante

He was on the other sideline

Cullen

Sweet spot update

Cullens down 4 in jhole

But Henry hasn’t had his signature 80 yard run yet

I can see that game

I’m looking for insight into the other league he is playing in

Against Davante

It’s a 2 week final

Oh

So who knows

Wow that really sucks

I lost to Cullen in my rookie season due to a two week final

Josh Allen might not play next week either

Cullen, you need to mutiny that league and fix the playoffs

Delete the league

Delete the league!

He’s on the cusp of winning our league

It’s wild

Davante looked a bit beat up on that last catch

Anyone else high on drugs?

Just alcohol

Cullens getting a Davante jersey if he wins

Former browns great

Christian Kirksey

That’s gonna remove henny from this game

1 more Davante yht

Oops

Oops indeed...

No longer mvp

20 yards and a yht will give Cullen the w

There’s the yards

If he can yht

Oh my indeed

Good god Davante

Henny won’t be back on the field

Just give him the yht

Throw it to him!

So it comes to advantage yht

Yht!!!

Adam’s

It was AJ Dillon

Sorry xullen

Good lord I came close

Man I was rooting for you

He could run a yht back if they kick insides

That’s tough

1.5 points from victory

That’s how you roll though

If only you ran with gronk all season

If Henderson hadn’t been tripped on the goal line and injured...

I’m not gonna start doing that tho

Sorry

It’s not over yet

Lol

Bummer man

Do you believe in miracles?

You got one last week

Maybe you can keep it up two in a row

A henny fumble would do it

They won’t be running him

They shouldn’t

I’m sorry Cullen that was very close

But sometimes teams to dumb shit

Well

Another punt nfc team trampled by the almighty afc

The packers look good when they stop the run

It’s like they all the sudden figured it out

Yeah they did a very good job tonight in that regard

Let’s see a Davante pass

Come on Tim

Throw it

Coward

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1343386888204378112

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258966137302315009

I love old Trump tweets about celebrities

Looks like $600 is back on the menu boys

Forecast not looking great this week

It sucks

I was hoping for a Wednesday ripper

Thursday might be the day to go

Yeah it’ll be a storm day

But I’m gonna go on Thursday

I’m down

My sumptuous Taco Bell feast from last night is about to become a sumptuous bowl movement

Write me down for a yum

This week is impossible

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1343603115430469634

Yeah weather seems to have shifted

👎

It’s been replaced by hellish winds

I think Evan may be wrong

Light snow Wednesday morning gives way to a period o

Call it 11-14” sounds like some snow to me

Am I looking at the wrong billy

Mine was from Cytheria

Who also reports heavy snowfall this weekend

Should we aim for Wednesday?

Or Thursday?

I mean, not Wednesday

What about a foot of snow Wednesday night makes Thursday unappealing to you?

I already have my vacation setup for Thursday

Whereas no new Tuesday night

Thursday
Snow showers likely, mainly before 10am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 28. Windy. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible

I like ice

Windy doesn’t sound great but it doesn’t say excessive wind

Oh good I might not be able to get Thursday off

Because everyone is taking it off

Just quit

Just quit

I guess the $600 will be enough to tide me over for a few years

Buy a suburban it will be fine

Suburban hearse

Just call in sick

No one will be working

Dare I just pull the ultimate move and just go

Lol

No risk it, no biscuit

It’s true...

Conspiracy theories about the Nashville bombing: GO!

Dan, is Kevin from the Office really the highest earner on Cameo this year?

That’s a wowza

What’s his rate?

Like how many did he have to do to get to a million

Holy shit

Dan how much does it cost to get you to say “hey loser, why don’t you fuck my little mouth”?

That’s wild

That’s a fucking full time job

I like to think he spends time prepping for them

Kevin was always the true hustler on that show

Anyways

That’s more than evan works

for $200 he better dump chili all over the place for me

how many cameos have you serviced so far Dan?

might have to raise your rate soon

Are you being measured at work by how many cameos you fulfill?

Great news everyone

I can take Thursday off

You think we should kick the tires on Haskins?

Yes

Light the fires and kick the tires big daddy

Cullen, remember when you attended Gruden’s quarterback camp and all he did was repeatedly ask you to count backwards from 100 by 3

I do

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1343427056764383234

Haven’t we all?

Cullen Conway has apparently been posing as an Asian person with a horny peepee for years