Monday, October 19, 2020

https://twitter.com/dino_demarco/status/1312443740531814401?s=10

That’s not Deano

I know

But I love it

https://twitter.com/queeralamode/status/1318045973239582721

I think that ones a good contender

I think you got my reference Dan

Look you gotta get batteries from somewhere

Start digging in your back yard!

You could be sitting atop a vein of sweet sweet lithium

Well you just need to get a lot of it

Well, not for *you*

Well, I guess you haven’t seen the news this morning?

There is a single lithium mine in the US

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/a-war-is-brewing-over-lithium-mining-at-the-edge-of-death-valley/

All totally the same

CIA history of attempting coups in South American socialist countries is basic history all you have to do is read a fucking boo

Like, they’ve admitted to doing it

And they just failed one in Bolivia

I don’t think Tesla hold the strings I think they were looking to profiteer off it

Surely Tesla stock is responding positively to this news

Tesla made my dog gay

So we’ve landed @ Elon was rooting for the coup in Bolivia because he’s a douche bag, not because he stood to gain from it

Is anyone voting for Dawn Neptune Adam’s?

Adams

I went to kinkos and made 1000 copies of my write in vote for Gucci Mane

Big voter fraud

Matt when are you breaking out the red beers and jaqs?

1:45

https://twitter.com/_UMBRAXIV_/status/1317905927761252353

You mean you’re not taking a religious holiday?

Have work to do unfortunately

I think that’s discrimination

I am inclined to agree

https://mobile.twitter.com/JessReports/status/1318022342405025795

Me today

Super easy to relate to jr

Donny with more smoke

Fuck no

I want to see trump throw a first pitch

He drops straight fire

I’m sure he has

https://mobile.twitter.com/VolleyBaws/status/1318201902174187520

True kvlt

But of an exaggeration saying his home is full of skulls tho

I also wonder if those guns in his home were for murder

What’s better: first shid of the day or second?

Anybody else tuning into this Chloe eudaly Mingus mapped debate on opb

Lots of acab

Don’t you hate pants?

Eat pant

Josh’s Jaqs update

Josh’s Jaqs update

On a meeting unfortunately

Miserable

He’s about to take the fuel

Field

“He’s a small town guy with a big time arm”

I just put it on

With no sound

They were talking about his cock

* “He’s a small town guy with a big time cock”

Pats response is the best

Just “Dan”

“An incompletion because there was no catch”

Very well said Joe

LETS

GO

JOSH

J-O-S-H

Man wtf

Gotta make that catch

You do

It’s really rainy there

Gotta make that catch

There is no regular here

We might be in for a sloppy game of footy

Bodes well for all the fantasy points I need

Accurate!

Y’all like punts?

Yes

Evan was saying the exact same shit for that Monday night in Seattle and it turned into a shootout and great game (unless you’re a Vikings fan, then it fucking sucked

Mr U did turn up the heat

We can talk about yesterday’s game at Tampa bay if you want

I don’t

My understanding is that it was cancelled

And didn’t take place

Did Buffalo have a drive before this?

Yes

Yah

Josh made two bad throws

Then a good one

That was dropped

By John Table Brown

Hmm. App isn’t showing stats for throws

Well

His name makes a lot of sense of you consider the great Buffalo pastime of smashing tables

He’s 0/4 for 0 yards

If you’re interested

He just ran 9 yards though

Probably 10

Yeah the app isn’t showing the 0/4 though

Ah

There it is

Not until one is caught

And he’s going to rush for a yht now

Nvm

I’d like that

Evan, Troy is doing a pretty good job commentating

I don’t need more

Actuall

Actually

I’d like to hear you celebrate Cole

If you insist

I was going to

He had a beautiful grab

There’s that field goal tho

Is it the rain?

These are some bad throws

From both guys

It must be

Only mr U can throw in the rain

Josh has more rushing yards than passing

They’re worth more points though

He was really throwing diggs hand there

Wow

Diggs

Not very good

The 9ers are being exposed

Ok let’s go

(Aborted)

This game is a perfect example of why nfl stadiums should all be indoors

This is a perfect example of why nfl games should all be played in gay bars

This is Cole territory

It’s incomplete territory

It should have been Cole territory

Cullen are you sad about the passing of Sid Hartman?

Or do you hope he rots in hell?

Bro

Yes

Wtf is that rot in hell comment?

Sid is a legend

Just wondering how you felt about him

Yeah that’s a shit comment

Is he rested to mecole Hardman?

Why can’t the bills D ever come up with those

Yeah it popped up right in the air

I see mecole here

He got a target

Yeah and he almost turned it into an int

He’s a Hardman

Oops

Lol

Bills get a takeaway!!

Our kicker is sooooo bad

wow

That’s a hard kick

But yeah he really missed that one...

It wasn’t a good kick...

That might have been out of bounds before getting to the uprights haha

Great play by diggs though getting out of bounds with 1 second

And he pads the stats a bit that’s fun

Heroic play by Cole

Oops

He was down

Oh goodness

Was he?

He was down

Yeah I think that’s being overturned

Probably

I hope it isn’t though

I would have loved a quarter back touchdown hero game winning drive from Josh

Yeah I think it’s more fun if the bills win

You’ve already slipped out of my reach

Can they get a stop though