Wednesday, September 16, 2020
So I am walking back from getting beer and it is raining ever so slightly
Why would you get beer when this is available- https://www.foodandwine.com/news/taco-bell-wine-canada-jalapeno-noir
Fabulous!
Fuck yeah- Is it available this Friday’s
- Would fuck
- Jalapeño noirEvan Bbbender
- That’s a strong name
- I’ll be self quarantining!!!
- 🤟🏻
- I might name my first born son that
- We are all quarantining
- Dude to poison air
- Airs supposed to only be like Beijing rush hour bad by tomorrow afternoon
- So still “very unhealthy”
- But not hatzardous!
- Yeah like prom addiction, not meth addiction
- *porn
- Prom**
- Just because you’re “over porn” doesn’t mean you can shake us here, Dan
- I’m not over porn
- I’m out of porn
- It’s wayyyy different Cullen
- Respect my struggle please
- Post-porn
- Have you checked out Kyle’s pornhub channel?
- It’s pretty consistently updated
- Link me
- He’s more of a cornhub guy
- It’s mostly post-porn tho
- Cornhub premium, big huskEvan Bbbender
- 3
- Guy shooting up
- Has like 10 needles
- 😔
- Maybe he’s diabeticMatt
Is that a popular spot for such activities?- Have you offered to help him come out of diabetic shock?
- Yeah, offer him a cookie
- Haven’t seen anyone else so that before
- I thought about telling him to gtfo but I don’t think that would help much
- Ya just yell at him if he leaves his shit around
- He is covered in dirt
- Like dirty af
- I too had never seen someone do drugs in front of my house until the other day
- Maybe you should get some Narcan
- Offer him an n95 mask
- The air is dangerous
- Damn I’ve never seen anyone shoot up
- That’s on the middle of 21st
- My first instinct was defensive, but they aren’t hurting anyone. I think a lot of the usual spots are overcrowded
- He doesn’t give a fuck
- It’s funny because Normally there are like 50 people walking dogs this time of day
- I think it is related to the smoke
- Like no ones around to judge the, so they go where they wouldn’t before?
- He’s just like whatever
- It’s poison
- Yeah, maybe...
- It’s sad, whatever the reason 😟
- If only I had a fun
- Gun
- God he is still there
- He is like using the dregs of a bunch of different needles
- Jesus
- Oh man
- That’s sad
- Yeah I thought he was gonna be like quick shoot up and leave
- But he has used like 5-6 different needles and is still going
- But he is packing them all up when he is done
- I can’t imagine that existence
- Strange he cares to pack them up
- I guess he’ll use them later
- You can exchange them
- He probably scavenged them all
- And is getting the dregs as Lyle mentioned
- Lyle DregsCullen Conway
- New fantasy name
- Love that name
- Should I call the non emergency number?
- Why
- Call animal control
- They’ll get the pole with a collar
- I mean, he could be getting too much
- In the words of Mac Dre: he ain’t hurtin’ nobody but his bodyMatt
- God his arm is bloody
- Kyle, I wouldn’t call unless you see signs of physical distress
- From all the needle stabs
- Like a seizure or something.
- Yeah he appears to be fine
- When that car pulled up in front of me house the other day, they were there for over an hour shooting up and smoking the stuff.
- Wait I thought he left
- That’s what the Narcan is for Kyle
- He appears to be drawing water into each needle from the lid of a plastic water bottle
- I bet that browns bengals game tomorrow has heavy fantasy implications for you guys. Stacked teams
- So he is definitely trying to salvage any drug residue from inside each needle
- Kyle we are learning so much about how to shoot up
- It’s true
- I can’t stop watching
- I watched Gabe, a drug addicted friend of mine from years ago shoot up a couple times. It’s so complicated and dangerous. I think the water is meant to clean the needles someho
- He appears to be out of water now
- This is intense
- What will he do next?
- And I’m not even there
- Kyle give him water
- Now he is deconstructing one of the needles
- He can’t get the plunger back in
- Go help him
- He put that needle into the water bottle
- He appears to be packing up shop now
- He has no underwear on
- He pants just fell down
- Does he have a piece on him?
- Now heading east on wasco
- Godspeed lil fella
- Yeah that guy is definitely at rock bottom
- He doesn’t appear to have left anything behind so props to him for that
- Kyle, what have we learned from this episode?
- Rock bottom is lower than previously imagined?
- I always pictured rock bottom as prison or something.
- Not that, homeless drug addict is a huge step up
- I mean that guy is one step away from that
- And/or death
- Oh he walked by again
- Death is definitely a low
- Guess he doesn’t have plans today so he is just taking a walk
- Sounds nice
- I had a dream about blue sky last night
- I had a dream about Nyheem Hines last night
- Guys aqi was below 300 when I woke up
- We are nearing the level that the NFL would still allow outdoor games to be played
- The Sun is still red.
- Sun?
- Ya, the thing in the sky.
- Smoke?
- Or are you questioning my capitalizing?
- I just haven’t seen it in a while
- Questioning its existence
- lol, o yes, It’s out there. faintly
- https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1306280073209589760
- Ye on one this morning
- He’s flushing his grammy?
- https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1306281534073106432
- And doxing forbes?
- Man Kanye just keeps reaching new heights
- His twitter this morning is insane
- It includes him pissing on his Grammy
- Yeah Matt sent that
- Grammy in the toilet*
- O cullen just pulled an EvanEvan Bbbender
- Haha fuck!
- He’s been going on about owning the masters for his songs. I wonder if GOOD artists own their masters? Doubt it
- Remember when Michael Jackson bought all the Beatles music
- What a time to be alive!
- Uh oh, AQI has crept back up to nearly 300
- Perfect
- I really want to know if our trash burned
- Go check it outDaniel Miller
- If it didn’t burn then it’s definitely strewn all over
- I need to know if that spot is safe, it’s special to me. It’s the last place I saw Evan’s gennies
- It’s our favorite fishing spot!Daniel Miller
- Those allegations of forced hysterectomies in the ICE camps are fucking disturbing